Aspies For Freedom

Oh please, would somebody come and play with my fissplaps! lol

I prefer twozzlesnot on pufferlumps

Because they were jealous that they didn't have gorgeous horns themselves, of course.

Why do birds really fly south for the winter?

yep, cos i'm the one who makes the history books lol .

Would u want to go back in time and start this year again?

cos we got a sense of humour and enjoy fun, unlike some people (cough cough, chavs).

no, i thrashed u .

Why are some people good at monopoly and some bad?

yes actually, it was in a weird dream.

Has the Earth been destroyed yet?

i did in that weird dream i had.

Why isn't the doctor a hippy?

all the room is being used for pies .

Why don't that many people like me in school?

maybe, depends if u can dance for it.

Why do rockets have a point on the front of them??

only if u eat him with sauce.

What would happen if i was in space with no space suit?

if u had a computer that had internet, and a way home, i'm sure it would be nice.

Whats a IPod?

ummmmmmmmm waffles. it must be waffles.

how come George Bush lost to Homer Simpson in a fist fight?

cos the other contestant hooks it so he/she wins.

Why can't i be the prime minister at the age of 13?

it would go to slow down your throat and u would choke.

What about jogger lime?? the lime that jogs.