13.
How many ice caps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
No, it's made of metal.
Do you prefer tin or aluminum?
77.
Did you know the last wangdoodle wears flange?
Only on Tuesdays, in which case yes, but also no, if your shoes are green.
Are they?
Your neighbors will call the police and you'll be locked away. Is this still a good plan of action to continue with?
Say, "Gimme a toothbrush, damnit."
What color would he buy?
Only when the sky is blue.
On what day is it green?
I'd hang it from the ceiling. There's a rubber chicken hanging from the ceiling of my school's Health Room- why?
(And I'm not making it up, either!)
X.
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Yes it can
What is impossible to write withouth telling me what it is not?
because well.....ummmm.....no comment.
can i atleast have one of the pies then?
maybe, depends if u can dance for it.
Why do rockets have a point on the front of them??
sure i take ballet *dances for artemis*
So you know not to aim it at your face?
Why are party poppers classed as fireworks?
Because
why cant i leav this earth its blowing up for crying out loud
Kaboom will happen!
Will The Dahaka, from Prince of Persia: Warrior Within think I am delicious? (Extra points for those who know what I am talking about!)
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Is the orange lord edible? (De-Ja-Vu)
because homer is already dead (please refer to season 2 episode: 1fish 2fish blowfish bluefish)
Why cant i ever win in the race for presedency