It has something to do with jazz... What is it that goes but never gets to the door?
the clock,off course!
how many norwegians does it take to change a lightball?
1.: Because you love to have smalltalk with other aspies.
2.: The students get up at 7 o'clock, because the grocery closes at 8.
Why do they close in the morning???
Are you a student?
What do you study?
Do you work with art-sculpute?
(Clay-modelling and such)
I ones made a pregnant woman in clay.
I hade a bitproblems squizeing the air out of the clay so that it wouldnt crack.
Well then my dear sister ,you are now... erh...grand aunt,then...?
To a clay baby

Fere jacues
fere jacues
do mi vou
do mi vou
somme me matime
somme me matime
ding dang dong
ding dang dong
that was french...now translate it into english
*just kidding*
what is allways in front of you even though you cant see it?
English edition
Father jacop, father Jacop
Are you a sleep
are you asleep
Cant you hear the doorbell
cant you hear the doorbell
ding dang dong
ding dang dong
The future.
why have the cow got horn on the head?
hrmhrm...it looks a bit difficult

I thought you could sing the german vertion like this:
Father Jakob
Father Jakob
Schlaffen sie?
Schlaffen sie?
Habt dunicht gehören,
habt du nicht gehören
ding dang dong
ding dang dong