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rossco Wrote:
What kind of a question is that?
If a tree falls in a forest does it make a sound? Can we ask the big bloke with a chainsaw in his hands?


If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody was within ear shot, did it make a sound?

I have always said that it depends upon your defintion of sound, mine is a vibration of air, so yes it did!

I might be the vanity of man Ichtms! Could it also be the Vanity of the aliens?

Fly's exsist only as eggs in the winter (I guess, I am not sure)!

Changing the subject slightly, is Margo Leadbetter from The Good Life based on an Aspie?

Lace Neil Singer Wrote:
Or the shuis?

If you crossed a bulldog with a shitzu, would it be called a bullshit?


It would be a bullzu, or a ***-dog. *grins*

If a hammer falls in the woods, do the twenties need more defibrillating?

Perhaps the creaky things are sneaky things that move around like creepy things.

ichtms Wrote:
It's just the way I am (I'm going to brush my teeth - then I did). What is "maser"?


It's a taser, set to mild... When a how what's, why does a who?

Of course it counts.

Why does Santa wear red?
Not ever.
If the penguins feet are hot why doesn't the ice melt?
Ah yes it will be the full moon.....Big Grin

Why does the facial hair & teeth grow long on werewolves at the time of the full moon & where does it go after????
To make little paper houses & torment people who are eating outside.Big GrinBig GrinBig Grin

Is the earth really round or is this just a rumour?
Use a Spencer tracy.

Why do rabbits have big ears & a bob tail?

quickduck Wrote:
Kidnapping!!!

It's the Rabbits...
They've got Big Ears and Mr Robert Tail!!!


Will there be a?

That is terrible...you nearly caused my death by causing me to laugh so much I was choking on Gin !!!!


How do you remove gin from a keyboard?

the 12th of never

How?
James?


How?
We are talking crazy random questions here.

Why can't I think up random questions that I like?
Today with whiskey and cream please.

Can anyone drive me home???
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