Aspies For Freedom

a code that is difficult to understand for some.

Why?

stand on me.

Why do we fear aliens?

Martian worms can worm their way into anything.

Why my son how nice to see you.

How do I see in writing?

We eat fissplaps,doglifibbling, zertwypjkerdut's & flibblegup on snurk-bread regularly.
We also very much enjoy twozzlesnot on pufferlumps.

Are you also Martians?

Hello Earthling Viking twin Emmy..

One big one.

How many horses pull a sleigh?

Oh I thought it was 6!!

Martian brain not working

How does a snowflake become an igloo?

from tiny snowflakes, mighty igloos grow.

How is the light divided into a rainbow?

pork

are you referring to pigs?

[quote=ichtms]
definitely not.
How would you know if the burning extinguisher  is a person?

Through unkind words.

Why does a rhinoceros have not horns

= a yummy feast.

Where did yummy or scrummy come from???

it  was over wound.

Why is an orange orange?

bread & cheese.

Why is bread & cheese more tasty toasted, than toasted cat?

He fell asleep underneath a bridge.

Why is a bridge called a bridge?

of course he is AS, lives like a hermit in the North Pole with the aurora borealis, likes animals has a special interest etc.

Who is Professor Fitzgerald?