Aspies For Freedom

Viking twin has been worried, but knew you were OK.
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Why was I worried?

Aaaaaaah the because....oh yes I know the because

No, that's Eskimo's

Do Swedes eat turnips?

Scottish music whilst drinking Scotch.

Where is my Viking twin?

Aaah good

Is she happier...silly question..but YOU know what I mean..................

Only from Hamlet
why 51?

Donald duck is shy, when his feathers are wet. all is revealed

Area 51..... is that The USA place,,if it is no, but have seen it on google earth?

Of course there are rainbows on Mars...they are only visible to Martians

I don't know, but the link is a wee bit too young for me.

Why don't we have more smilies?

That Heineken btw, is that related to Maneken Pis?

I don't know..that is only a stone statue in Denmark..Copenhagen I think


Are you trying to catch me out?

Thanks for putting me right..I'm not great at Geography either.


Why does the moon look bigger at certain times of the year, when it is always the same size?

A disc



Why does the alarm clock go off?

I meant meant go off...what?...like fall off ( because it sounds silly to say it goes off )

We should say ring or something else.

I don't use it much unless I need to get up to see the doctor

Bonkersness !!

Because they are impatient   & then inpatient  

Why do chickens lay eggs & people lay hay?