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why are there dust inside closed cabins,,,,,,,,,spiders I think Uuuuggggh ..shudder


Why does the sky become different shades of blue?
because they have to Big Grin

Why do I spend so much time on the computer, when I should do this coving filling?
Are we allowed to put jokes on here?
I got a really good one the other day about a PMT woman & a light bulbBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin
I got a bit mixed up there, I though Doc had made a clay woman pregnant??????
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Pre Menstrual Tension....I've never had itSmileSmileSmileSmileSmileRolleyes
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Doc, ichtms, Emmy..... I'm scared, if I post this PMT joke, I might get hate mail for posting sexist jokes.RolleyesRolleyesRolleyesShyShyShyBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin
Q: How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?  Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!  AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!!  BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!!  IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE!  AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !! . . .

I'm sorry What was the question?

Emmy Wrote:
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

Is XD bad???  ShyShy

phew * sigh of relief* some people can be a bit touchyRolleyes

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So getting back to questionsRolleyes

What did the monkey think of space travel?
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I will need to do some work soonRolleyes
Not good for old women to sit all day having funSadSadSadBig GrinBig GrinBig GrinBig Grin
Thanks for that Tigger, it is appreciated SmileSmileSmileSmileSmileSmile

& don't be sorry *pulling funny face*





must go    must go........................................
ichtms.........you count dots??????????????????

No it was meant to be going going gone..........................................................
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My cyber sons, daughter  & Viking twin are very clever.Wink
She is lovely isn't she?. I saw her pic for the first time yesterday.

Is she out for the Greek meal at present?
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