Well yes in a way.Would you like your vegetable-steak well done?
no thank you
i would like it turned into wood
how do you light extinguishers?
You simply use the newly designed extinguisher-lighter; a MUST for every Hot-One!
How do you extinguish a burning extinguisher??
Of course you can!
(we do what we can, and what we can't we can!
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What do Raymond Chandler, Phillip Marlowe and Humphrey Bogart have in common?
Since Kevin Costner refused, the thing got stucked a bit.
And by the way, the right answer should have been: "Their excessive use of Whisky."
Why did my cat drown in the aquarium last night?
I tend to belive that it was somehow attracted by the fish more than to believe that it was dreaming that it was a fish.
What am I gonna toast for breakfast since the cat's gone?
It definitely is!
Was Santa Claus autistic? (Question to Dr.Fitzgerald?)
Sorry, Professor Fitzgerald!
Our Santa preferes coca-cola or ice-cream.
I think something is terribly wrong with him.
I don't live in a christian country, so Santa will not get his Boxing Day hangover here.
But maybe we will make it to Eilat on the 25th, to celebrate a friends birthday.
This will be surely ending in a terrible hangover. Does that count?
Good question, maybe because I read and write too many languages simultaneously.
Do all vikings have red hair?
NO!
Never again 2007!
I'm striktly against this year!
Will 2008 be as bad?
Nothing.
At least nothing that matters in galactical scales.
Is space a good place to be anyhow?
I mean, at least you can be very alone there, which could make it quite comfortable for our kind.
IPod started as a harmless inflammation of the outer ear, but later developed to a serious eye problem wich could not be solved by any antibiotics, due to it's several GB of spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.
where the hell is it gone?
Too much calcium in the water.
Who is that florist anyway?
And is he connected to the case anyhow?
Who killed the undertaker?