The joke is, that you might be NT, if you don't love going around in circles.
And it's Carl Barks of course.
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Why is Mikey Mouse funny anyway?
Why do people come up to me and say "Can I borrow a ciggie?" when you can't borrow one. You can't just smoke it then give it back to me.
It's because you're smoking!
noone will ask you, if they knew, you had none.
I give you another ten years. I stopped at age 38.
Maybe ten years too late. Whatever.
Who's gonna light the fire?
LOL
OK. but how many candles would you light me tomorrow?
Has anybody ever found that famous pot of gold at the end one?
Reminds me The following lines, I once wrote for a girl:
I know, that we can never reach the end of the rainbow,
But walking the way there togethether with you,
Is like the end of the rainbow to me.
Question:
Where did I celebrate my birthday yesterday?
The picture was taken from the place where we had a picnic.
No tricks, no Photoshop.
No, it's far away from scotland
It's St. Andrews in Jerusalem
The picture was taken from the "Bell" garden, cos you can hear so many bells of churches.
Well for now, I'm too drunk to answer.
Ask me tomorrow.
How much longer is the long run compared to the short?
This is very much depending on the perspective you're looking at it.
If we presume, that both are running on the same straight line in a four-dimensional space, they are the same if you look at it from any point of this line.
If you change your position, the difference may converge to to infinity.
In addition to that,if you use a bike for the long run, everythig will be very different.
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But who did invent the wheel?
Why are wheels round?
I'll need to run some tests to check this.
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Why does light expand in a straight line?
Does it at all?
What is a straight line?
These are questins...
OK, when light expands in a gay line it comes out as a rainbow.
But that's easy.
Run... Why not use a bicycle?
Thanx, I could actually run the tests using a bicycle with different shapes of wheels.
FART:
Fatal Accident Reconstruction Team
In certain local police departments in the United States, the Fatal Accident Reconstruction Team is a group of police officers dedicated to investigating motor vehicle accidents that result in death. The investigation of accidents with no survivors is of particular interest, because the detectives often have no eyewitnesses to give an account of the event. Thus they must rely on forensic evidence, such as tire skid marks, to determine what happened. An accident with both survivors and fatalities is also of concern, because one cannot depend on the survivor(s) to accurately recount the accident. Their memory may not be perfect, and they may be lying to avoid charges such as vehicular homicide. In general, the teams try to determine the exact sequence of events that led to the accident, much like criminal detectives attempt to reconstruct crimes.
DART:
Dallas Area Rapid Transit (DART) gets you around 13 cities with rail, bus, paratransit, HOV lanes and rideshare services. We serve DFW International Airport and Fort Worth via the Trinity Railway Express (TRE).
WOOOO. WOOOO. DART RAIL IS ON ITS WAY.
DART RAIL EXPANSION PLANS
Plans are under way for new services in the Southeast and Northwest corridors. DART has also updated its full system plan to take our region even further into the future.
Seems like the spelling is OK
