Aspies For Freedom

Why do all the students get up at 7 o'clock?

1.: Because you love to have smalltalk with other aspies.

2.: The students get up at 7 o'clock, because the grocery closes at 8.

They close at 8 in the evening!

I'm not a student, I'm teaching students.
I'm teaching design students in 3D-Modelling.

About the norwegians I don't know. I think because I have not enough prejudices against norwegians.

The long story of XD:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoticon

A few ansers regarding page 37 of this thread:

No, I'm not working with art sculptering, even if I'd love to.
I do something much more boring, like making (and teaching of...) three dimensional models of Objects in Industrial- and Product-Design

I don't remember having sex with a clay-woman, wich is as far as I know required, for making her pregnant.

And last, I suffer from PMT about once a month.
I didn't try any medication, I simply leave her alone for a few days, and wait untill it passes.
(So far my contribution to sexist jokes)

What about the norwegian light bulbs?
Don't we deserve an answer?

Do monkeys think of space travel at all?



Waiting............................................................................................

OK, I googled the answer on my own.
http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:4kG...=clnk&cd=3

I think it's worth it, even if the answer is a bit disappointing.

And I never ever want to be cruel to my cyber auntie.
If it seems like this sometimes, I apologise.

Ah, and about the monkey:

Sure he was thinking something like:"for gods sake, is this heaven or is this hell?"

waiting.....................

Mom, I was also joking.

I'm quite sure, that ichtms is talking about the (Keith) Moon-Keys.
We're the same generation, even if it's more your generation.

something like bum-bum-boom-boom-bum-bum-boom-boom....

The length of a string is exactly the distance from one end to the other.
If your string doesn't have two ends, you can measure fom the beginning to the end instead.
If your string has more then one beginning, ore more then two ends, you can consider the length of Baker Street Blues as the right answer.
And of course, different string theories will come to different answers in different dimensions.

Because strings can wiggle and woggle and it's so nice watching this.

*correction: it has to be "Baker Street Muse", not Blues.

***!

Bruder Jakob,
Bruder Jakob,
Schlaefst du noch?
Schlaefst du noch?
Hoerst Du nicht die Glocken?
Hoerst Du nicht die Glocken?
Ding, Dang, Dong,
Ding, Dang, Dong.


(that was german)

And that's hebrew:




Which has to be pronounced:

Achinu Yaakov
Achinu Yaakov
Al Tirah
Al Tirah
HaPaamonim metzaltzelim
HaPaamonim metzaltzelim
Ding, Dang Dong....

If you have problems reading the original hebrew text, it has to be read from right to left.

This one should work...

WOW! it took me less than two minutes!
My mom could be proud of me!

Well, it's with a few mistakes, but you can of course sing it that way.
But how is it in your native language?