ABC news last night reported about a Puerto Rican dude claiming to be Jesus...of Suburbia.
Apparently, Green Day are prophets. Who saw that coming?
Nah, we're just experiencing wonderer's block.
So here's one for ya.
Why does the name Asperger's have to start with ***?
He thinks he's the next best thing since sliced bread.
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
I don't presume to know about Nyan's inner monkey.
Why do Republicans always wear red ties?
Depends on if the Republican lives in West Virginia or not.
If not, the vulture.
Oh yeah, duh, question.
How come I forgot to ask a question in my previous post?
Hermaphrodites are from Uranus.
Is that Puerto Rican guy really Jesus?
I want trolls that entertain without being malicious.
How come trolls on message boards don't have jewelled bellies?
Cuz one might be a wererabbit or a witch in disguise. Regarding werewolves, the original superstition was that the hair went inwards and grew on the inside of the skin. That's why some suspected werewolves were skinned alive to find the hair.
Why do we have wasps? What's the point of them?
It's round. Cuz otherwise we'd all fall off the side. XD
Why do people go nuts in supermarkets buying loads of food over Christmas when the store's only closing for two days?
I'm not as think as I drunk I am. Plus I have plenty of blood in my alcohol stream.
Is it sexist to think of the person in the moon being a man?
Is it a song?
If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
Cuz he'd take all his drugs?
If humans evolved from apes, why do we still have apes? Why didn't they evolve, too?
So you know not to aim it at your face?
Why are party poppers classed as fireworks?