What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Or the shuis?
If you crossed a bulldog with a shitzu, would it be called a bullshit?
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?
If you crossed a cricket with a bat would it be called a cricket bat?
Probably not; the bat would eat it. XD
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Of course.
Little boys are made from slugs and snails and puppy dog tails.
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
Cuz cows are mooody and sheep are baaarmy. XD
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How do clouds stay up in the sky?
Cuz he's now an old git, having been around for so long?
Why do people come up to me and say "Can I borrow a ciggie?" when you can't borrow one. You can't just smoke it then give it back to me.
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?
The mouse has the cheese.
Why don't penguin's feet freeze?
Vince Neil.
Is it possible to suck a fruit pastelle all the way to the end without chewing it?
Scaring kids into being good.
What do you use to threaten children with once they stop believing in Santa?
Cuz water slows the bullets down.
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?