Aspies For Freedom

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

What if there was a lightning flash and it stayed on?

If a man says something in a forest and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

If you have cured ham, what disease did it have?

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits that he's lost?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Cuz they're all tone deaf?

Where do flies go in winter?

If Jimmy cracked corn and they don't care, why is there a song about it?

This is the tenth post regarding the yet untold PMT joke. Telling it is mandatory now.

You get a sphere, but only the other way round.

How long can you breathe without holding your breath?

To the engineer with only nine fingers, but one whole life left.

Leaving the life's hole, can one finger neigh to only the engineer' two?

A string is about 10e-35 m long.

Would that be long enough to rappel down the Louvre's roof?

That depends on dimensions you are measuring.

You owe one answer. Munificently, I renounce my question here instead.

Dunno? I have none.

Or is it that an offer?

They are tied to the stars which are tied to the galaxies which are tied to the...


What? I gotta do the dishes now?

Sure thing. Ever having been amazed by Terry Bozzio?

Indeed. That is the currency here.

So, your Mr. God now, eh?