Colonel Sanders was after him!
Am I the only rough and tough guy here?
Yes, Sir! To a staggering Ten Thousand Percent.
I'm just asking! I'm just asking! Why didn't Walden answer this question?
I've asked myself the same question.
What did I say?
That's a trick question! The sectosemia hasn't been invented yet.
Doggone or Cattone?
Cattone, thank you very much.
How do you take your coffee?
Speaking in metrics; your height squared with a tenth of your age...
How often do you comb your hair?
Even the very sight of me preparing to be honest would make for the need of tinted glasses, bullet proof vest, ear plugs, etcetera...
64.8.96 -- aren't these lovely numbers?
To hot, I'd say; what the sauce is!!!
Where (is) wolf?
Nothing!
What's so silent that you can hear it?
At the beach...
Why would the wind not blow it all away?
AAAHHH-H-H-IIII prefer cash. That shop seems too heavy to lift, thank you...
Do you want credit for w/e or do you want to stay anonymous?
Yes, the wave is a creepy lil bugger!!!
Do you believe in the Canonical Five?
Too much monkey business...
What price bananas?
Gas up on beans...
How fast is a stone on the ground?
What is the point of ground hog day. Why is it celebrated?
I'm don't know how or why the tradition started. It was a great movie though.
Name another pointless or pointed celebration?
Ground hog is what you make Swedish Meatballs of (Köttbullar). Or Meat Loaf, I guess. And Pannbiff, which is a kind of hamburger, only much more ancient.
But on a more serious note; a pointed celebration!!!
Would that include a person playing with their finger?
No, it's wool!!!
Cotton... On What???