Aspies For Freedom

They were walking down the street one day when they happened upon a big Z. "What's this?" they said in unison and took hold of the big Z. "Let go," they said in unison but they didn't let go of the big Z. What happened?

All the time! This is Turnip Country! Indeed! What do you record on Scotch Tape?

Your Viking Twin is visiting with her mum.

Oops! No question... Do you know anyone named Yorick?

51

51 Seconds... You ever been to Area 51?

I know why Carl Barks... But what is a joke?

Why light something that is already burning (fires usually are)? Question first. Answer later!

Not yet, my friend. Not yet... Have you also been looking?

Erm, sorry! I think Black Francis took it with him... Who was it that, allegedly, said "What's that noise?" and then died?

Umm... According to my knowledge of colors, the flag is blue with a white cross... Where's that red fish you mentioned?

Aha cacah cacah... Aha was only joking... A red error went to the market to buy some... Yes, what?

Run... Why not use a bicycle?

Aaannd doooonn''''ttt ffffoorrrrgetttt thhhhe gay lines, mate...

Someone got dizzy with their bizniz... What color are farts?

The entymologist who found these two words in some long forgotten scripture from the dark ages was probably dyslectic and missed their right spelling and now it's too late because the scripture got lost and ended up in the furnice, because it was a very cold chamber the guy sat in and he didn't like the cold...

Anyone's guess is as good as... so please guess their right spelling (just to clear up any confusion; Tori Spelling, or any one of the Spelling clan, has nothing to do with this). Can you do that?