Right! Who is Jesus Morales? Or should it be "Haesus Morales"?
Oh, sure. I just have to comb my hair first. Well, if I can find it. Where is my hair?
Oh, sure. I just have to comb my hair first. Well, if I can find it. Where is my hair?
Trick question. It's under the sink in close proximity to all the hair that I have cut off from me over the last 16 years.
An alternative answer to why the chicken crossed the road could be that the chicken thought it was a black cat.
Was it Pete Townsend or Roger Daltrey that saw that coming?
Because they are stubborn. Why don't we fall more?
Because God is holding us up, just like he holds the stars up in the sky.
Why aren't Llamas purple?
Because I am not using the purple eye glasses for the time being...
Well, not the one by the way but the one by the river (the bureau for sending our mess to China). What should we do instead?
He'll invade Iran to steal their beards. Who does George Dabble-Joe Bush think he is anyway?
The dough that became the bread. Am I talking about money?
It means you're thinking about what it means.
There are bars on mars and they're called mars bars but what do they serve?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, but that's only under the apple tree. Is Adam Sandler related to Dorothea Puente?
Someone must have decided that it was a perfect place to hang a rubber chicken at. Little did they know how important a dicision that would turn out to be. Hanging a rubber chicken from the ceiling of a school health room - and now we're here discussing it! Or are we really discussing it?
Me? Er, have to go into the trenches to figure that out. Bad weather outside at the moment. Am I making the weather feel bad when I (now it's snowing - HurraH!) say so?
lemesingkaboutdatforafujearsanajlanseruzen. Z E N is the answer, but what is the question?
Because of our fortitude.
Y?
C(i)c(i)! As I <h(al)f> s(i)g(ned) puert(o) n(uo)v(o) slid (o)u(t) (o)f g(eorge) w(ashington) eg., (h)a(l)f I, oh! W(e) g(o) (a)q(u)a b(e)f(ore) we a(sk) (J)e(sus?) I oh! (Le)ft (s)q(uare) (b)oa (constrictor) - b(i)g (wheels keep on, keep on...)
Yonder Stan?