Interesting you should ask. I saw Ragdagast the Brown tumbling down a mountainside just the other day. Could it be that he is a well disguised rock?
Rocks do tend to be non-violent unless they are tumbling down mountainsides.
It is a bit late to note this, but it is far easier to tame violent creatures by holding Galadriel's vial aloft and making an appeal to Elbereth.
Has anybody seen Ragdagast the Brown recently?
(at least now you know what I have been reading for the 47th time)
I tried going to Galadriel's forest to get a vail, but she said she had just given the last one to a really short person with hairy feet. Using the not-so-helpful tips of Rubeus Hagrid, I had to try to tame it myself.
I have heard that a short person with brown curly hair (and with a striking resemblance to the Son of the Suns) used a vial to ward off a giant spider, though.
I think I saw Ragdagast the Brown spontaneously self-combust on my doorstep. No one came to clean up the mess, so I had to do it myself. Ewww.
Woops... thought this was open thread was open to everyone.
The EEH came back to "life", hungrier than ever. Ate azelea. Got sick, died paw juking. What color, material and make?
-What size cap?
-Oh, ship!
Aluminum! But I do also collect Copper, Stainless Steel, Lead, Brass...
She was wrong because it was a walk-in refrigerator with enough room to refrigerate Noah's ark.
The "slivey toves" had nothing to do with it.
"Just beyond the crest of Lolo Pass, just past the signs that welcome me to..." Well, that's the quest, John!
The best answer I can think of right now is simply that the quest John is the kind of question that makes you question the writers purpose.
The falling tree question might be an example of a catch-22 situation.
We can ask the big bloke with a chainsaw in his hands but he will not answer. Why? He has plugs in his ears. He doesn't hear us. What's his name? John?
Yes!
Will James Joyce Bloom again?
No celestial constellations can fit in my tea cup. Why? I never drink tea and when and if I serve tea to visitors I always use a big glass and a glass is not a cup.
A visitor once asked me why I have so much tea when I don't drink tea. If she had pondered the question a little longer she might have realized that the question also was the answer. I have a lot of tea because I don't drink it.
What places have you never been to?
Only if it's spelled Norway, Denmark, Estonia, Lituania, Austria, Belgium, West or East Germany.
How many counties is there in the United States of America?
Definitely maybe.
In what company are you?
Yes, you should, but be sure to climb back down before the tree climbs on you. Might otherless be confusing for the three of you.
Kan du se mig?
I began to reach for the glass of water only to see it was half full of coffea. Is that enough of an answer?
Ask for thy rectum! In which direction is time heading?