11-03-2006, 01:04 AM
11-14-2006, 11:10 PM
Fickleburgers... sounds delicious. Hopefully they don't change to a nasty taste before I try to eat it. What about the weird gorblitchies that are sitting on my garblisphean plate?
11-18-2006, 12:03 AM
Not really, but the splasuwoggles do. They are so cold!
How do you feel about King Splasuwoggle's daughter?
How do you feel about King Splasuwoggle's daughter?
11-20-2006, 03:11 AM
It depends on whether Frodo managed to destroy the Ring or not. Say, what do you think would happen should a dambleitchy begin to glarple all over the place?
11-27-2006, 10:45 PM
Fried kliters are pretty much disgusting food, but they're good for glow-wurms, yes.
Would anybody like to hold my pet rock and pet it?
Would anybody like to hold my pet rock and pet it?
12-08-2006, 01:50 AM
It's an old habit form once being the big boober biter of Florida.
The big boober biter is a very VERY violent animal to domesticate, so it's even considered illegal to keep by the many bloodsucking parasites (politics) of the legoz-later.
To hide it from the Please-men, I said "oixuffuob cadon gon yd igaiec," which turned it into a rock, but couldn't figure out how to change it back.
You can learn to like being bitten by it. It usually does it softly, and is a sign of love. Do you think turning it into a rock gave it a less aggressive disposition?
The big boober biter is a very VERY violent animal to domesticate, so it's even considered illegal to keep by the many bloodsucking parasites (politics) of the legoz-later.
To hide it from the Please-men, I said "oixuffuob cadon gon yd igaiec," which turned it into a rock, but couldn't figure out how to change it back.
You can learn to like being bitten by it. It usually does it softly, and is a sign of love. Do you think turning it into a rock gave it a less aggressive disposition?
12-08-2006, 11:32 PM
oldgrouch Wrote:
Rocks do tend to be non-violent unless they are tumbling down mountainsides.
It is a bit late to note this, but it is far easier to tame violent creatures by holding Galadriel's vial aloft and making an appeal to Elbereth.
Has anybody seen Ragdagast the Brown recently?
(at least now you know what I have been reading for the 47th time)
It is a bit late to note this, but it is far easier to tame violent creatures by holding Galadriel's vial aloft and making an appeal to Elbereth.
Has anybody seen Ragdagast the Brown recently?
(at least now you know what I have been reading for the 47th time)
I tried going to Galadriel's forest to get a vail, but she said she had just given the last one to a really short person with hairy feet. Using the not-so-helpful tips of Rubeus Hagrid, I had to try to tame it myself.
I have heard that a short person with brown curly hair (and with a striking resemblance to the Son of the Suns) used a vial to ward off a giant spider, though.
I think I saw Ragdagast the Brown spontaneously self-combust on my doorstep. No one came to clean up the mess, so I had to do it myself. Ewww.
12-09-2006, 02:23 AM
r2mnot Wrote:
Meiloyn Wrote:
oldgrouch Wrote:
Rocks do tend to be non-violent unless they are tumbling down mountainsides.
It is a bit late to note this, but it is far easier to tame violent creatures by holding Galadriel's vial aloft and making an appeal to Elbereth.
Has anybody seen Ragdagast the Brown recently?
(at least now you know what I have been reading for the 47th time)
It is a bit late to note this, but it is far easier to tame violent creatures by holding Galadriel's vial aloft and making an appeal to Elbereth.
Has anybody seen Ragdagast the Brown recently?
(at least now you know what I have been reading for the 47th time)
I tried going to Galadriel's forest to get a vail, but she said she had just given the last one to a really short person with hairy feet. Using the not-so-helpful tips of Rubeus Hagrid, I had to try to tame it myself.
I have heard that a short person with brown curly hair (and with a striking resemblance to the Son of the Suns) used a vial to ward off a giant spider, though.
I think I saw Ragdagast the Brown spontaneously self-combust on my doorstep. No one came to clean up the mess, so I had to do it myself. Ewww.
Woops... thought this was open thread was open to everyone.
Of course it's open to everyone! Feel free to post!
12-09-2006, 03:10 AM
oldgrouch Wrote:
Not to get too far away from this thread, but there were five wizards. Gandalf, Saruman, and Radagast the only ones mentioned. Or did I miss something?
"Woops... thought this was open thread was open to everyone."
Is this a question?
"Woops... thought this was open thread was open to everyone."
Is this a question?
No wonder why it sounded familiar.
I wonder why Slartibartfast loves making fjords so much. Do you know why?
12-09-2006, 01:52 PM
Because, Deep Thought has checked, and that is in fact the Answer. You might want to have to keep waiting if you want Earth to finish calculating the Question.
How the hell does one know blah?
How the hell does one know blah?
12-11-2006, 07:44 PM
In the fish basket. Apparently Billy found it and ate the socks. Then he lost his swimming trunks.
Where are the drawers?
Where are the drawers?
01-25-2007, 06:04 PM
You don't want to know. It will either eat you or cause life-long psychological scarring.
Why doesn't anything rhyme with "orange"?
Why doesn't anything rhyme with "orange"?
10-04-2007, 04:10 AM
What is a Beck's bottle?
10-12-2007, 12:51 AM
Could it be because it is not a sound they have in their language?
10-25-2007, 01:40 AM
How high can you jump?