Aspies For Freedom

I saw you fozzling a wingle. Shall we wongle?

Towjie Woolaaai Jo! Fuun takeshi Jo?

It's for recreational use. Does chlorofyll taste green?

2, but they melt quite quickly.....

How did we end up with that planet-sized lightbulb in the first place anyway?

I heard they  liked to flazzle hooglepoffs with a dinangle plip. How many giraffes have you drank today?

IT is a vibration of the note #A or "My bland baby" performed by Marylin Jason. No song had ever summed up death better. No human being, had ever experienced anything so close to death while still being alive.

Is that called ghostiveness?

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Can text be irrational?

It's Henettie's fault. Should I close the bureau?

How now brown cow...

How the hell can I get this dam cowboy off me?

The Potato.


Do you find potatos attractive?

No it comes out of your taxes…so either way you pay.

    


Is the truth really out there?

Ask Mother Teresa, she was very good...at things.



Why was Simon Templar know as 'The Saint'?

Yep, here ya go...

The world's about to be distroyed you've got 3 minutes to spend it.


Have you ever been abducted by aliens?

Not long now...



I'm escaping in the T.A.R.D.I.S...anyone care to join me? (there's plenty of room).

A Time Paradox.


Don't worry...you can ride on my rocket if you like.

Do you have a red cape?