Ravens also like to hog the hedge. Although, having said that, could they possibly succeed...?
Possibly. If there is a suitably attractive sheep around.
Who stole my sock puppet?
The grapes are sour (and grumpy) because they didn't get enough sleep. Why is people supposed to be sweet when they are really salty?
Correction: Why are people...? DNEB
From the depths of Beta Centauri. Did they remember to bring the picnic?
He was knitting his mother some lovely panties just the other day.
If the bishop put the kettle on, what happened to his hat?
Will Santa Claus make it to my home this year?
That depends on how many people leave out beer for him.
What does Santa take for his Boxing Day hangover??
Possible, but Big Brother will arrest you if you do.
What is a Christmas Tree?
Because of gravity. It needs a new friend.
If I give the nearest I.C.B.M. a big hug, what will happen?
That would depend on how badly the wind was playing.
Would you ever try a tree sandwich??
Stevedoria. How does that anthem go again??
A man who's full of.... business.
How do I make my fridge go pop?
Well if they want us to believe that they are not then they really ought to learn to disguise themselves better.
Who was your ziger's mother?
A green and orange monkey with flame-red eyes and a skirt made from the leaves of the bong-bong tree. And his name shall be... Pete.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a macaque?
Ooh yeah!
Tastes like chicken!
What would an ant have to do if he wanted to fly? (apart from see a shrink...)