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It means the whole universe is full of crazy random questions.

What is the difference between a duck?
Because you are too good.

Why aren't we blue with purple stripes?
The rights were bought by Hollywood, then sunk!

Or did it form a stable relationship with Frankenstein's Monster?
The gardener.

Is the flower bed comfy?
Well, I rose from my bed!

Why do they have thorns? Sad
Why am I tired when I spend all day in bed?
It's already tomorrow here.....

Where is it still yesterday?
It removes in*HIC*bitions!

Why am I huggy when I'm teetotal?
I had a dog called Goldie, so I know about Goldie wee.....

A wee goldie is, however, a little glass of whisky! Only in Scotland.....Big Grin
In what context? Houghing was disabling the enemies' horses in battle by cutting their tendons. Sad

Poor horses.....

Why did people think it such a good idea to tie up horses with bits of dead cow and sit on them? And then use the resultant height advantage to kill other people?
Ah, I get it - another word for houghing is hamstringing!

I often wish that life had been designed better so that it didn't rely so much on the loss of other life. Sad

I've also said that if I'm ever reincarnated as a food item I would rather be a lamb than a lettuce. At least I would be dead when I was eaten....Tongue
Because it feels like it!

Why orange?
Giraffes don't have stripes!? They have spots!

Why does WfM think giraffes have stripes?
That's alright. My mum is old too!Tongue

Why do people age?
To deter aliens (except WfM) from coming down and invading Earth!

Why do we think aliens would come to earth when if they did, we would stick THEM in tubes and probe them?
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