They went to the cinema.
What film did they see?
Only with your toe.
Can I arrive on Tuesday too?
When the neighbourhood tomcats start to complain.
Why are bagpipes only musical instruments to Celts?
My son gets annoyed with the string question. Thanks for the answer!
Why string?
Because one would get lost, two would fight but three agree;
Because it is interesting to observe the way they make short dashes, quite unlike the way a human runs.
Because of their acute sense of smell.
Why did the farmer's wife smell?
Sorry, just couldn't resist putting in the real (as opposed to phonetic) french song:
Frère Jacques,
Frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous?
Dormez-vous?
Sonnez Les Matines
Sonnez Les Matines
Din, Din, Don
Din, Din, Don.
Brother James,
Brother James,
Are you sleeping?
Are you sleeping?
Ring the bells for Matins
Ring the bells for Matins
Ding, dang, dong
Ding, dang, dong
Matins being morning prayers.
I would be amazed by anyone with the surname Bozzio.
Why is a mouse when it spins?
Not me, I wasn't looking, honest!
Take the Third Star on the Left and on til Morning!
Why not?
No.
Nor is it the beginning.
But might it be the beginning of the end?
It's all to do with Quantum Theory.
Why did WfM write her question in invisible ink?
Because weight matters, in all matters weighty.
Why can't I weigh whales in a whale-weigh station in Wales?
Because the nappies/diapers are
ENORMOUS
Who dunnit?
Next Monday.
Wasn't it the dog that was lazy, and the fox who was quick?