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They commissioned a briny mad scientist whale mutant to do it for them.

  How many M.T Anderson references do you think we can sneak onto this thread?
No, he'll be paying in Japanese yen.

In whom may we seek succor, sucker?
Suffocation by snot!

Wanna go to that new amusement park thay've built on the moon?
The turtle race and a nice croissant.

Are you behind your eyes and can you hear my voice?
I want to discuss jam. My favorite's strawberry, blackberry's okay, can't stand grape.

But what about peanut butter?
Only the cats and himself know for sure.


Can you make mackerel rain from the sky?
Biscuits? Jam biscuits?


Do you like sticky things?
Car-tons of ice cream.

Why do trees grow upwards, even on a cliff side?
Your cup of tea is ready.

Would you like sugar with it?
Green.

How long can a Kangaroo bounce on a pogo stick before she gets too sleepy?
No, he's a miniature large Kuli Buooz.

If Guloudis dhalsuy, then does klhsdoiayor?
The pair with your keys in the pocket.

A pair of parrakeets popped over to Patagonia.  What were they doing there?
They're being chewed off by pythons.

Do tadpoles have teeth?
On Tuesday.

Is Stephan Bashkir a Supernaturalist or a chess prodigy?
2 square inches.

How many tarantulas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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