They're looking for a shrubery, of course.
But where will they put it?
Behind the couch. They like to hide there.
Where do the M's hide?
Time.
But is time long, or is it white?
Follow the paw prints.
Be you good to dogs, and dogs to you will be good, yes?
Certainly not the Knave of Hearts, he only steals tarts.
Which flavor?
Elephants.
Why are poodles purple?
Only in Texas.
Where did the village idiot go?
None at all. What, you expect me to understand you?
Not on Sunday.
Why moose?
I don't know, they only speak french.
Freedom fries?
In the handbasket.
Where did the basket go?
No, but the white rabbit does.
He's late, but where to?
Little Miss Sunshine.
Did they laugh?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What if there was a lightning flash and it stayed on?
If a man says something in a forest and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
If you have cured ham, what disease did it have?
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman’s chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Yes, yes, no, 43, and spiders.
If I tell Lucy that Sally said that Marcus liked Luna, what would Marcie say?
I know it, but I've already said it, so I can't repeat it.
Wither do you wander?