......turn itself off, when it was plucked out of the garbage by a deranged bag-lady in a torn day-glo plastic mac and thrown into her already overflowing shopping trolley.
She cackled to herself "Now I can save the world from............"
watching Hillary Clinton eating a live baby; that is, until Hillary looked up, saw them, glared, and they were forced to...
A task which was doomed to failure, because she already was famous (or perhaps infamous would be a better word?). Nevertheless, they realized that they had to...
And speak of the devil, Hillary appeared before them, her mouth agape, exposing serrated, blood-soaked fangs. Cackling, she said, "I have come for your..."
...when you need him?"
Hillary snickered. "I ate him!"
Mogfelat could not believe his ears. Surely...
...before Hillary can eat them. "So, where to?" Mog asked.
Lig replied, "How about..."
"Yes, *IT*", screamed Ligferrat, clinging tenaciously to the rocket as it shouted it's smokey exit from the scene.
Mogfelat stared in awesome wonder as the pair went rocketing off into the blue yonder.
"I wonder if I shall ever see that groovy Ligferrat again", thought Mogfelat. The narrator thinks Ligferrat will show up later in a most unexpected way.
Depressed and lonely, now that Ligferrat had so abruptly left the scene, Mogfelat started scratching the ground dejectedly for something to peck at. Nothing popped it's head up to be viciously torn asunder by Mogfelat's beak. This was not going well.
So the extraterestrial chicken sat down and began reading the Wheel of Time series once again, or at least attempted to. It was interrupted by
the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. She had all the physical properties he'd ever wanted, and knew all the right things to say.
Then, she started to change. It was vague at first, and Mogfelat let it go and ignored it, trying desperately to keep what good there seemed to be. Then, it became obvious that the woman was playing with him. Then, a whole host of other people started gathering around, wearing the same female mask. Mogfelat, knowing damn well something was up, started to have a nervous breakdown. Everything looked strange to him, and started to even question if time itself was real. He was on the verge of actually believing in Solipsism, and the evil scientists was these people.
He decided that this was not where he wanted to be, and his life needed to get straightened out, so he abandoned that place for a time and went looking for more of his own species. He found a very nice community of lovely Space Chickens.
Just then, the corner known as Ligferrat came rocketing by on his only mode of transportation, a large red solid fulled projectile with his hand out, smacking the crap out of Mogfelat.
Again, Mogfelat had a mind altering enlightenment while Ligferrat went merrily on his smoky brimstone smelling way back out of the scene again.
This was odd, thought Mogfelat, since
the Forsaken creatures beyond mankind arrived...
and the white spotted red mushrooms started sprouting, so
..Luxembourg to get some of those red spotted mushrooms. The flesh touched his lips and his vision began to blur.
Amazing sparkly colours were dashing all around him. He stopped to focus his vision for a second when before his eyes appeared a...
...shimmering in the wind... the goblin in Terry's pocket jumped right out and peered into the magic receptacle.. Upon sighting his reflection he was overwhelmed with joy, and jumping around and about... slipped into the mirror and transported to another world....
Terry stood bewildered, thinking for a second, before he decided to...