......turn itself off, when it was plucked out of the garbage by a deranged bag-lady in a torn day-glo plastic mac and thrown into her already overflowing shopping trolley.
She cackled to herself "Now I can save the world from............"
watching Hillary Clinton eating a live baby; that is, until Hillary looked up, saw them, glared, and they were forced to...
A task which was doomed to failure, because she already was famous (or perhaps infamous would be a better word?). Nevertheless, they realized that they had to...
And speak of the devil, Hillary appeared before them, her mouth agape, exposing serrated, blood-soaked fangs. Cackling, she said, "I have come for your..."
...when you need him?"
Hillary snickered. "I ate him!"
Mogfelat could not believe his ears. Surely...
...before Hillary can eat them. "So, where to?" Mog asked.
Lig replied, "How about..."