It wasn't the end of my adventure. In fact, it was just the begining.
It was barely 5 minutes after witnessing the undead Maria dying for a second time when suddenly, a man in a monkey suit carrying a basketball appeared around a corner.
Before I could react, he threw the ball at me. "Catch," he said.
Unfortunately, being clumsy and slow, the ball slipped past my fingers and slammed into my head.
although I had no idea what a Subway Italian BMT was, I knew its name. Strange, I thought.
And the Great Gatsby? I had sworn never to read that book. Never ever!
hamsters don't wear underpants. Even though they are hermaphrodites being both he and she.
Well, Mergatroyd...
I landed with a hard jolt to my rump. Molle guards halted me, their spears forming a ring around me.
"I just wanna go out," I said.
"No, you're coming with us," they said. "Our queen wishes to meet you."
I decided it would be best not to fight...
"Okay, lets go," I said.
"Wait..." I called as the guards surrounded me. "You said you wanted to see me. Surely there is something more?"
"Yes," the queen replied, "Here have another." She threw me another gummy bear.
I hesitated.
"You my dear, are in the City of the Golden Shrew," said a voice.
"Okay, whatever," I said. "So how do I get out of here?"
"Jabba the Hutt?! What the hell!?" I said. But then I thought back and remembered not too long ago that I had taken some......
he lost interest and decided he was better off eating Weird Al...so much for hiding the body :lol:
I cleaned myself and prepared myself for the landing.
But after the hot chocolate, they made us a deal. They would film us living on an island for 39 days and see what would happen. They promised us a million dollars EACH and of course we gladly agreed to do it. Thinking back, there were 16 of us who survived the crash land.
Then the film crew abandoned us, leaving automated cameras to film our progress. We started to build our shelter on the beach. That first night, a group of fierce-looking tribal men and women, with sharp pointy teeth came and demanded we surrender one of our own... They looked *** real but we knew better. Anyway, we decided
Well, Dave wasted no time and bashed Weird Al with a heavy coconut. He then dragged Weird Al back to camp and took out a huge knife....
Then Jimmy was calling and waving frantically to me with his one arm to join Dave and him. I hesitated. Jimmy and I had an alliance since day 1 and we had pledged to be the final two survivors! But now Dave was offering him an arm and a leg! Could I trust him anymore?
retsalbTNnafodaetsninooooooooooooooooooooo! Ut it cout, Mouses shrieked and airplanes raged like photograph(er?)s that oh-my-god:ed breathlessly at the sight of Aurora
cigar band that inspired Buddy Bolden to invent jazz back in Lincoln Park, New Orleans in the summer of 1893 and made him so crazy 14 years later that he never played another note
-Ono! Let the onslaught continue. Here are too much of...
A man walks down a street.
A man turns left.
A man is standing still.
A man is looking at a house.
A man is hellishly surprised as The Gruesome Avatar Of Erkolos, a Mole with some kind of crown, a giant hamster chewing apricots.
A man gets up
A man is once again toppled over, this time by various bits and pieces that should, or shouldn't, be moving, amongst them a fridge painted in rather psychedelic patterns scrambling along adding it's very own flair of pandemonium (and cheese) to the local atmosphere, which had already just about had it with surreal oddities for one day.
A man gets up, once again.
A man rights his tie.
A man looks at the house, at the door, and at the weird scene playing out in the kitchen.
What he saw was...