I didn't get that one (maybe they're random or cyclical or version-specific). I got a poorly-wriiten paragraph describing a pretty humdrum situation that, I suppose, was meant to provoke some kind of emotional response. Or something.
I got AS 143/200, NT 59/200. More or less what I expected. By the way, here's the link which I haven't seen elsewhere in this thread (of course, if you Google for "aspie quiz" it's at the top of the list).
In general, I found the available choices terribly limiting. I can see where you wouldn't want to overburden people with choice, but c'mon. This was particularly true of the stim questionnaire (most of my answers were "regardless of mood" or "for other reasons," neither of which conveys much information).
That the test was apparently composed by Swedes with a limited grasp of English tenses and, to a lesser extent, vocabulary didn't help either -- especially where that initial paragraph was concerned. "Do you use to have diarrhea?" was just plain baffling.
I turned out a bit more Aspie than I thought:
Your Aspie score: 98 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 93 of 200
You are both Aspie and neurotypical
I don't exactly understand being "both"...
Your Aspie score: 180 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 24 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie
Yet I still doubt. And what was with all those rather inane questions about bowel habits and favourite foods? It is almost like they are trying to either pigeonhole Aspergers into a set of likes and dislikes or trying to build a profile of them.
Your Aspie score: 98 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 108 of 200
You are both Aspie and neurotypical
I guess I'm more NT than I thought I was.
Surprised my psychiatrist didn't catch anything. . .
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 50 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie
Your Aspie score: 98 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 108 of 200
You are both Aspie and neurotypical
I guess I'm more NT than I thought I was.
That was the rdos test... I've also taken the Wired.com test and it gave me a score of 20.
Your Aspie score: 130 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 60 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie
Thank you for filling out this questionnaire.
Your Aspie score: 2 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 193 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

Your Aspie score: 121 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 96 of 200
You seem to have both Aspie and neurotypical traits
Asperger/HFA/PDD.............................152.........You very likely will be able to receive the diagnosis
Social phobia....................................119.........You will probably be able to receive the diagnosis
OCD................................................115.........You will probably be able to receive the diagnosis
Autism.............................................108.........You will probably be able to receive the diagnosis
Dyspraxia.........................................94...........You might be able to receive the diagnosis
Schizophrenia....................................87...........You might be able to receive the diagnosis
Dyscalculia.......................................87...........Your diagnosis might be wrong
ADD/ADHD (Attention Deficit Disorder)...79...........Your diagnosis might be wrong
Bipolar.............................................46...........It is unlikely you will be able to receive the diagnosis
Dyslexia...........................................46...........It is unlikely you will be able to receive the diagnosis
The two things I am officially diagnosed with (ADHD and dyscalculia) apparently don't match my test results.
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 70 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie
My score tends to fluctuate depending on which questions show up. Usually it doesn't go above 140, though... I think my above-average visuospatial abilities lower the score somewhat.