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I'm thinking of making a cookie with mixed in laxative to get back a "friend" of mine.

any ideas?
Why do you want to get revenge?

Why would giving your "friend" diarrhea be the best way to do so?

Would doing so accomplish anything other than to make this person even angrier at you?
Yes, I have an idea:

Assault, even by means of poison, is a crime in all jurisdications, and can be a felony depending on circumstances.
since the law dosen't apply to my enemies, it dosen't apply to me.

TheDifferenceEngine Wrote:
since the law dosen't apply to my enemies, it dosen't apply to me.


Try using that on a judge.  He'll increase your sentence for it.

If that's what you want...

Yeah I'm not crazy about your idea. Its could be dangerous.  If you
feel the need to physically harm them, do it the old fashion way. Tell
them to meet you outside and prepare for a fist fight.
I have actually said to a state lawyer and several police that the laws they uphold not only fail to include me, but protect people who have assaulted me. It's a question of phrasing.

"Your laws do not include me or even treat me as a human being. Why should they apply to me?"
DifferenceEngine, would this "friend" know who gave them the cookies? They might refuse to eat them if they know that you're angry with them.

Wouldn't there also be a danger that someone else might eat them?
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