Aspies For Freedom

These two poems have been sitting around in my story sketchbook.
Enjoy.  

#1.

I just saw a rabbit
Humping another rabbit
They circled each other,
Then one sat on top
And wriggled its tail.
Then they started eating.

A second's worth of humping
For another origin of life on Earth.

#2.

If I should meet an alien
I tell you what I'd do
I'd lift my hat, bow once, and then
Say "Hello. How are you?"

If I should meet an alien
We'd have such fun you see
That pretty soon I'd take him, and
Invite him in for tea.

If I should meet an alien
I wouldn't be unkind.
But I'll never meet an alien
They're much too hard to find.

Yes, they're pretty cool.  :smile:

Thought I'd add rather than find a duplicate thread.
Disclaimer: The following poems are in no way meant to refer to ANYone in particular.

Anyway, this is one for when somebody pisses you off.

#3 ***

You're a ***.
*** it, I'd say you were a huge ***,
but that would imply
that you had a huge dick.

Your brains are shoved
so far up your arse,
and you're such a ***
that when people see you,
they say,

"Why is that person walking upside down?"

I've heard of dinosaurs
with a brain in their head
and a brain in their tail.

You're a bit like that,
except with no brain in your head.
Only in your arse.

I'd call you a smart arse,
but you're not smart.
You're just a ***.

...And another...

#4

I saw God appear at my table one day,
At around about quarter past seven.
He said he would give me one question to ask,
And then he must get back to Heaven.

"There are so many things for a person to know,
Like, what is my purpose to be?
Or what do you think of the state of affairs?
Or how can we all live in peace?"

At once upon hearing the choices I had,
I pondered this thoughtful suggestion
And said, "Do I have time to think about this?"
"Well, no," he said. "That was your question."

They're simple but fun to read

I like the alien one best!

Y-O-U. (Sorry, Chatspeak just annoys me)

I really like these poems. The part about humping rabbits was hilarious. The *** one was also great.

I Like most of your poems but this one (#4) was such an awesome poem.  Great Job

My 2nd fav. would be (#2) the one about the alien

I like the rabbit one best...

Found more. (Resurrecting this thread rather than making a new one for the sake of not adding threads.)

#5

I sold my soul to the Devil today,
Although he warned me not to.
"The stockmarket's down," he said.
"And souls don't get you much nowadays,
What with inflation and all that."

He said perhaps I should think more about it,
And call him back next week.

#6

A platypus, you might say
Is only cute and chummy
But if you add tabasco sauce,
It can be rather yummy.

I've been feeling sad a bit,
in fact, for quite a while..
but now I've read your funny poems-
and YES! you've made me smile..
( thanks Nyanchan)

*grins* These are awesome - have you ever thought about putting together a book?

Your poems made me smile... I love these two the most. You're talented.

Nyanchan I like them a lot. Your poems are funny and have a great rhythm. They'd do great in a book. And ppl would recite them quite soon I think. They are catching.

i like the alien one the best too!