Aspies For Freedom

So, take some porridge.

Mix it with orange juice.

Place it in a blender.

Let it brew in a chicken coop for three months.

Add beaten eggs to it.

Dip any centurion pensioner's socks in it.

Swirl it around

Place it in a basin

Dance in it wearing a pair of wooden clogs

Pour it into a bucket

Dump mud into bucket

Mix

Throw over carpet

Congratulations! You do not have a time machine, I lied, rather one very pissed parent/roomie/significant other

I sure got my hopes up.

I got up to the mix part before I realised that there would be no time travelling for me!

Now all I have is a bucket of goop! I really should have read the whole post first.

What should I do with the goop now? any suggestions?

It worked for me!
I am now posting to you from the an 18th century internet cafe!!!!
Ye Olde Intarw3bb3 :grin:

I just posted from a multics mainframe. Had to port mozilla to it first though, and it runs quite slow but it worked.

1)Locate nearest person you don't like
2)Tap them on the shoulder
3)Pour bucket of goop on them
3)Run like heck