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The lord of stimulation!
Caffine is your friend!

A few interesting facts (from wikipedia):

Melting point: 237 C

Boiling point: 178 C (sublimes)

Acidity: 10.4

LD50 (leathal dose to 50% of adults; when you know you had to much!) 13-19 gram or 140-180 cups of coffee.
Another interesting fact:
THE CAFFEINE LORD IS YOUR GOD!
According to the will of The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness, those whose nervous systems embrace caffeine in all of its divine glory, are blessed.

So, what are you waiting for? Let caffeine into your brain, and thou shalt be saved! Atleast until it wears off.
caffeine is my favorite drug.

also, has anyone done studies to show that slow-moving and low-metabolism people actually benefit from caffeine similar to a Vitamin Supplement?

this is my gut-feeling but i am always kind of hoping someone would discover it scientifically.
Caffeine won't help you at all if you've got a vitamin deficiency.

Natalia Wrote:
also, has anyone done studies to show that slow-moving and low-metabolism people actually benefit from caffeine similar to a Vitamin Supplement?


The above is a pretty accurate description of myself before they diagnosed Hashimoto's!  Now, my drug of choice is thyroxine, it replaces what my body should have been producing naturally for the past three decades.  Before I started the meds, I was a pretty heavy caffeine drinker, now I've been able to cut it back to four cups of milky tea per day.  So while it didn't act as a vitamin supplement, caffeine did help a bit in keeping me going.  Not exactly a life-saver, but certainly a job saver, stopped me from falling asleep/slipping into a coma at my desk!
Alison

Gareth Wrote:
Caffeine won't help you at all if you've got a vitamin deficiency.


not quite what I meant.
I take vitamins for vitamin deficiencies.  I drink coffee for awake-alert-and-moving-about deficiencies.

:shock: [these icons never mean the emotion that they look like to me]

Gareth Wrote:
Another interesting fact:
THE CAFFEINE LORD IS YOUR GOD!


More interesting still. Concider the following logical propositions:

Caffine is God.

God is or is not.

God can't be destroyed.

A human being is a collection of chemicals working as a system.

X is a human being.

X consumes caffine.

X becomes God.

Natalia Wrote:

Gareth Wrote:
Caffeine won't help you at all if you've got a vitamin deficiency.


not quite what I meant.
I take vitamins for vitamin deficiencies.  I drink coffee for awake-alert-and-moving-about deficiencies.

:shock: [these icons never mean the emotion that they look like to me]


If you're sleepy constantly during the day talking to a doctor may be advisable (could be low blood sugar, zinc defiency, iron defiency, all kinds of other problems). Get a blood test.

I must have caffeine when I awaken otherwise I never am totally awake
Then I have to have it throughout the day to stimulate me (drinking cola, tea, Irn Bru, and anything else that contains it) otherwise i start feeling drowsy and then eventually fall asleep

Pikachu definately bows before the god known as Caffeine, the lord of stimulation
Pikachu also hails Gareth, for he knows caffeine is the lord of stimulation
My friends, this is a message from the church of red bull of latter day stimulants:
If you accept caffeine as your stimulant and saviour, you will be saved from the damnation of tiredness.

Gareth Wrote:
If you're sleepy constantly during the day talking to a doctor may be advisable (could be low blood sugar, zinc defiency, iron defiency, all kinds of other problems). Get a blood test.


Have had them.

According to physicals and the blood-drive people, my blood has enough iron in it for me to use it (ie I'm not exactly anemic), but not enough to donate it.  I do take iron supplements anyway.

I am apparently not as thyroid-deficient as I will be later in life, so it's not time to take those medications yet.

I do take zinc...

Etc. etc.

Gareth Wrote:
My friends, this is a message from the church of red bull of latter day stimulants:
If you accept caffeine as your stimulant and saviour, you will be saved from the damnation of tiredness.

The Divine Fluffalizer agrees. Rejoice! One of your toes has now been declared holy. (which one however, shall forever remain a mystery)

...maybe I should go get myself some of the aforementioned stimulant.

cybermintz Wrote:
Why are so many of you assuming that caffiene is a male deity?


Yeah, in Spanish it's la cafeína....

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