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Okay, maybe this won't seem funny in the morning, but even stupid things seem funny when one's really tired and yet not going to bed like he should. . .

People for the Eradication of Little Tiny Animals (PELTA)
The Baby Seal Club (get it?)
Pro-Death USA (Pro-Death, Anti-Choice, a new solution to a divisive issue)
Citizens for Retroactive Abortion

Dammit, I thought I had more.  
I'll post this before I forget, and maybe I'll remember tomorrow.

Also
Initiative for the Removal of Every Arbor in Goddamed America Now (I-REAGAN) as tenative.

Well, another idea I had a while, not really offensive but:

The John Kerry Waffle Breakfast Fundraiser (I still think he should have done this, though probably just because I find the idea funny)

Post offensive (and probably stupid) organization ideas below
Ideas? How about real ones?


Link here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nambla

There's also an organization to Support Judeo-Christian Holocaust.
WARNING: CONTAINS EXPLICIT IMAGES

http://www.fuckchrist.com

Maybe it's more like a movement or something. I'm not familiar with the terms.
thanks, I needed my daily reminder on why the first ammendment doesn't work. While not quite an organization, I stumbled across this guys myspace, and it seems to fit the thread

http://www.myspace.com/ raulrivera
I've heard of NAMBLA before.  
I think that it was in an op-ed piece or two a few years back.

Won't look at explicit images.

Tiger: How does anybody have the patience to read all that.

Although I have trouble taking him seriously.  He seems just really bitter.

Seems like he might have AS, though
At least, longwinded, matter-of-fact rambles including connections and facts that nobody else would think of.

You did have a friend who supported eugenics didn't you?

Any rate, I'm rambling now.  I try not to take individual nuts who post stuff on the internet seriously.

In part because I've often been inclined to post something (such as pro-death USA or CfRA) along such lines myself (not eugenics, but intentionally offensive, in response to something that greatly annoys me).  

Though more readable, and somewhat tongue-in-cheek.
  
I suppose that that site is real. . .

Anywhen. . .
Whites for the Whitening of Non-Whites. They wouldn't be racist, they wouldn't think that non-Caucasians were inferior, they would just want to whiten the skin of non-Caucasian people. With paint.

AspergiaKidd Wrote:
AACGHH - Association for Autism Curbie Gay Homosexual Hypocrites.

Association of Aspies and Autistics Against Human Homogeny!
AAAAAAHH!

Quintucket Wrote:
Tiger: How does anybody have the patience to read all that.

Although I have trouble taking him seriously.  He seems just really bitter.

Seems like he might have AS, though
At least, longwinded, matter-of-fact rambles including connections and facts that nobody else would think of.

I think he's suffering from a Neurotic compulsion, his writing Reminds me of Julius Streicher.

darkcode Wrote:
Destroy Humanity Now

That's offensive?

Tiger of Malaysia Wrote:

Quintucket Wrote:
Tiger: How does anybody have the patience to read all that.

Although I have trouble taking him seriously.  He seems just really bitter.

Seems like he might have AS, though
At least, longwinded, matter-of-fact rambles including connections and facts that nobody else would think of.

I think he's suffering from a Neurotic compulsion, his writing Reminds me of Julius Streicher.

Okay.
Streicher was the Nazi Aryan propaganda theorist dude right?

darkcode Wrote:

Quintucket Wrote:

darkcode Wrote:
Destroy Humanity Now

That's offensive?


Only if your an emotional human who fears being destroyed. :razz:

Yeah, but I'm not.
Any wide-scale attempt to eradicate humanity will leave only the most resourceful.

So it wouldn't affect me, I'm sure of it.

AspergiaKidd Wrote:

Reyima Wrote:
The lawn gnome liberation front! It's a dutch underground organisation that steals lawn gnomes and sets them free in the woods... They actually exist, i heard about them a couple of years ago.
Same goes to the center dot liberation front (Soccer center dot) which dig up that painted piece and make it dissappear...

People are weird.


You mean the Dutch are...
People in general all over the rest of the world are alright, which is actually bad. Go Dutch!

The main effort actually seems to be French, and it's much less offensive than funny.

Though an Italian version actually does appear to be completely nuts.

Lawn gnomes, like penguins, are one of those objects which are inherently funny, and thus any joke no matter how inane or overdone, involving them is amusing.

Quintucket Wrote:

Tiger of Malaysia Wrote:

Quintucket Wrote:
Tiger: How does anybody have the patience to read all that.

Although I have trouble taking him seriously.  He seems just really bitter.

Seems like he might have AS, though
At least, longwinded, matter-of-fact rambles including connections and facts that nobody else would think of.

I think he's suffering from a Neurotic compulsion, his writing Reminds me of Julius Streicher.

Okay.
Streicher was the Nazi Aryan propaganda theorist dude right?


He published Der Stuermer, the Nazi weekly newspaper, full of obscenity; one of its constant themes was "ugly Jews" violating "pure German maidens" in all sorts of disgusting ways for their "dark ritual blood-magic". He always carried a whip, and boasted about torturing people. I hadn't thought about a neurotic compulsion, but it would make sense--a morbid obsession with pain and sex.

Vespers Wrote:
He published Der Stuermer, the Nazi weekly newspaper, full of obscenity; one of its constant themes was "ugly Jews" violating "pure German maidens" in all sorts of disgusting ways for their "dark ritual blood-magic". He always carried a whip, and boasted about torturing people. I hadn't thought about a neurotic compulsion, but it would make sense--a morbid obsession with pain and sex.

Oh I remember where I heard the name.

In the Harry Turtledove book, he authored a series of children's books.

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