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For all of us who have suffered at the hands of Chavs, it's time to get some light relief.

http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/portal.php?page=10
I'm sure some of you can remember "The Charver Song" I mentioned some time ago, for those of you that don't then it's here

It in effect takes the mickey out of the music they listen to, and most of the stuff they say

(If it wasn't for some guy named Richard Kell, who works for one of the local radio stations where I live, and some radio anorak who seemed to focus mainly on the said station at one point, then we wouldn't have this :grin: )

by the way, this thread is a good idea, thanks Amy :grin:
The first song I composed on the guitar was a rather simple little tune called "kill the charvers". So simple it's embarrassing:

Main riff / chorus

A -0-1-3-3-0-1-4-
E -0-1-3-3-0-1-4-

Words: "kill the charvers, kill them all"

other riff (no words):
A -33333333-22222222-
E -11111111-22222222-
What do you call a girl chav in a white tracksuit?



The bride.
DW_a_mom: I believe the same general type of person is called many names (chav, charver, towny, ned, spide, white trash, etc etc) in different places.

strangefairy: Your grandmother was wise.
We also call them yobbos, yobs and ratbags.

If we object to rude, objectionable behaviour, we are "elitist" and "snobbish" but they think they can do anything they want and it's okay.

I blame much of it on the two world wars as many of the "best" young people (especially men) were killed off or injured too badly to have very many children. By "best", I'm saying that they were usually the healthiest.

Plus, we have mass media now that caters to the lowest common denominator in most cases.
Yeh, they're soooo cuuuuute!
If a Chav marries/gets together with somebody who isn't a Chav, will their children be Chavs or not?

tenaciouscj Wrote:
If a Chav marries/gets together with somebody who isn't a Chav, will their children be Chavs or not?

hmmmm, maybe their children will only be half-chav

So that means if the children grow up and marry other non-chavs, and so on, eventually the chav-ness will disappear???
Or white trash or trailer trash???
Sometimes, I guess. But Bogans are usually pretty harmless. Yobbos are more like Chavs to me.
Maybe chav-ness is a state of mind.

Creasy

Hmm. I don't about all this, guys. Ridiculing the welfare class seems like the sport of middle class wankers to me.
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