For all of us who have suffered at the hands of Chavs, it's time to get some light relief.
http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/portal.php?page=10
do chavs target people like us?
but regardless I hate them
Yeah, I think they do target people like us.
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
THEY SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!! MHUHHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :p
urgh I hate NT trends they always seem to be about making being a mindless drone cool or as chavs say "cushty" URGH! I JUST USED A CHAV WORD AAAAHHH!! I NEED A SHOWER!! 
sorry im a bit hyper at the moment 
lol, i have a chav joke, but it's abit long.
there are 2 guys in a car, the passenger is blind. the other man is driving. suddenly, there is a little bump in the road.
"What was that?" said the blind man.
"oh nothing, just a cat, it was about to die anyway." replied the driver.
A little while later they hit a bigger bump.
"What was that?" asked the blind man.
"oh it was a dog, it had rabies, it was gona die any minute anyway."
After a while, theres a little bump and then a huge bump.
"What the hell was that!!?" asked the blind man.
"oh it was just a chav." he replied.
"so what was the little bump?" the blind man asked.
"oh i had to drive onto the pavement to run him over."
also, i've had my bad experiances with chavs, and gangsters (there basicly the same thing). there are alot of them in my school and they are very horrible. but there is this one girl, in year 11, who picks on people who are from other countries or are disabled. also she calls everyone "babe". so me and my sister call eachother "babe", making fun of her.
lol
There'll be no home built anything here, sonny ;]
to quote kevin the teenager....
"oh that is so unfair!!"
There'll be no home built anything here, sonny ;]
to quote kevin the teenager....
"oh that is so unfair!!"
every one else gets to use plasma weapons and the dark arts but we don't?!!?
I HATE YOU!!!!
only joking!
I think it's learned rather than genetic, because I noticed the really horrible nasal quality about 12 years ago for the first time, and now they all do it. I reckon the volume is because they just don't care about any one else.
Incidentally, in Scotland they're called neds, and apparently self-identify as such. I know this because a man I worked with told his daughter she shouldn't call people neds as it was being very judgemental and her reply was that they called themselves neds! So...
I disslike chavs because they seem to target me. I know i act differntly to them and my actions seem strange. now though i am targeted for two reasons; One - I act differntly to them, i do not make eye contact and I often sy the wrong thin at the wrong time. Two - I wear mostly black clothes and sometimes i wear eye makeup, i also listen to different music to them.
Q) How many Chavs does it take to change a lighbulb?
A) 100, 1 to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the room around.
Repeat after me: Chavs need shooting!
Chavs need shooting! Chavs need shooting! Chavs need shooting! Chavs need shooting! Chavs need shooting! Chavs need shooting! Chavs need shooting! Chavs need shooting! Chavs need shooting!
did I take that too literally?
sorry if this qualifys as spam it isn't meant t be!
what I can't stand about chavs is their attitude to difeerence
I mean its well unfair innit!