http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tays...944534.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_...b=1&news=1
lol, they take it so seriously!
big mac please.
http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/portal.php?page=10
do chavs target people like us?
but regardless I hate them
http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/portal.php?page=10
do chavs target people like us?
but regardless I hate them
Yeah, I think they do target people like us.
WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?
THEY SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!! MHUHHUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :p
urgh I hate NT trends they always seem to be about making being a mindless drone cool or as chavs say "cushty" URGH! I JUST USED A CHAV WORD AAAAHHH!! I NEED A SHOWER!! 
sorry im a bit hyper at the moment 
this was on the front of a card
1.
they may not be as fast as foxes but at least no one minds if you go chav hunting!

this was one my friend made up
2. I have a cure for chavs it's called a shotgun

Just replace the horses with motorbikes, and the hounds with panthers or leopards, flush the pikeys out with CS rounds, and tally ho! and don't spare the horses!
maybe we are distantly related
!!!
by the way could we use voodoo dolls as well? 
Thats just the cyberpunk in me coming out to play though

so it's a deal
you use technology
I'll use magic!
excellent \ /
V
(Aspie guy in a Barnes and Noble is trying to study is surrounded by chatty people, holds disk shaped object that says, Ultrasonic Chatty People Repellent, and switches it on. The people scatter, and he smiles, and gets back to work, and after a short period of time a very attractive female Aspie comes over and says, "Did they get on your nerves too?")
(He is confused until she turns the device over and it reads, "Ultrasonic Aspie Mating Call.")
-I was at B&N last night trying to do compare AJAX computer reference books for work when some NTs were ooohing and aaahing over some three year old girl. College students or something, plus loud music and the coffee machine. I wish I brought my earplugs.
- wears tracksuits tucked into socks, trashy trainers, baggy clothes and baseball caps (boys), too-tight slutty clothes, tracksuits, ugg boots tight ponytails and thick makeup (girls) and burberry and tacky gold bling (both sexes)
- Teenage chavs hover around in city centres smoking anothing that stands still long enough, trying to scrounge money off people/bully random strangers into buying them beer, being in the way in big groups and threatening everyone who goes past. If they're walking along they throw stones at cats, cars, lamp-posts, small children, other chavs- anything really. Or they might try to mug you.
- Adult chavs sit at home all day watching daytime TV, eating takeaways and looking after (ie, shouting at for no reason) their 5 youngest children whilst the other four are bunking off school. They will eventually end up on Jeremy Kyle (A trashier Ricki Lake) whinging about 'ow 'ard it is n that.
- Chavs have three career paths thye may pursue. One is living on the dole. Girls often get this free due to having three kids by the age of seventeen. Others have to feign illness or claim to be looking for a job. Another is working in a fast food restaurant (both sexes), sports shop (boys) or hairdressers (girls). The other is crime. Many chavs enjoy their work as burglars, drug dealers, knock-off sellers or DVD pirates. Many chav girls dream of becoming glamour models, but few actually achieve this.
-Chavs are always in big gangs as they can nly act hard with back up from mates. One on his or her own would wet his/her knickers if confonted by a Nun.
- Chavs love being on TV. This is why there are s many chavs on Big Brother.
- Chav music compromises of tacky dance (you know, where the music videos are full of tarts dresses as schoolgirls) and R&B/rap. Thye love to blast this from the windows of their cheap cars, thus inflicting their noise pollution on the rest of the public.
- Anyone can speak chav. All you have to do is grunt, swear and say 'innit', 'brap' or 'sorted' every five seconds.
Chav jokes:
Q:How many chavs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 10. One to screw it in and nine to back him up.
Q: What do you call a chav in a well-kept house?
A: The burglar
Q: What makes a good chav parent?
A: A good chav parents doesn't let their thirteen year old daughter smoke in front of her kids.
Q: What do you say to a working chav?
A: A can of coke and a McMuffin, please.
Q: What do you call a friendly, funny, respectful, intelligent and ambitious chav?
A: An urban legend.
At school a teacher once told me that I shouldn't refure to one of the girls in my class as a chav. My response was "But she is.."