10-31-2006, 06:05 PM
11-29-2006, 10:26 AM
Chav = Wigger lol
same sht different label
same sht different label
12-13-2006, 10:16 AM
The chav (ie incomplete) joke.
Chav ma what ya gat.
Fish n game.
Chav ma what ya gat.
Fish n game.
02-08-2007, 12:38 AM
The waistband on your pants go ABOVE your ass, not below it.
05-25-2007, 09:56 AM
frognamedfred Wrote:
This is the last place I expected to find classism. This thread is disgusting.
It seems more like some kind of safety valve.
05-26-2007, 10:58 AM
So chavs are not poor people but ignorant poor people. I wonder what you'd call ignorant middle class or rich people?
05-27-2007, 12:05 PM
Are chavs like the people in Little Britain?
12-04-2007, 10:04 AM
flardox Wrote:
Amy Wrote:
For all of us who have suffered at the hands of Chavs, it's time to get some light relief.
http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/portal.php?page=10
http://www.cecimoz.co.uk/portal.php?page=10
do chavs target people like us?
but regardless I hate them
Yeah, I think they do target people like us.
02-15-2008, 09:21 AM
The following is a small rant about chavs. There was a chav woman on the bus last week. Honestly, her voice sounded like a squawking parrot's and it went right through me. I notice it's common for chav women to speak like that - is it genetic or learned? It's usually not only nasally and unpleasant to the ear, but loud too.
02-24-2008, 05:10 AM
Marcia Wrote:
I think it's learned rather than genetic, because I noticed the really horrible nasal quality about 12 years ago for the first time, and now they all do it.  I reckon the volume is because they just don't care about any one else.
Incidentally, in Scotland they're called neds, and apparently self-identify as such.  I know this because a man I worked with told his daughter she shouldn't call people neds as it was being very judgemental and her reply was that they called themselves neds! So...
Incidentally, in Scotland they're called neds, and apparently self-identify as such.  I know this because a man I worked with told his daughter she shouldn't call people neds as it was being very judgemental and her reply was that they called themselves neds! So...
Yes, well I thought this woman on the bus WAS trying to draw attention to herself. I eventually put my hands over my ears because between her and the crackling of the two-way on the bus, it was driving me spare!
A man who I have had some chats with on the bus looked a bit worried and told me I should "take care".
It's not a matter of using slang - I speak a lot of slang in real life but I don't speak loudly and raucously. For some odd reason, the chav men don't usually have such unpleasant voices as such but they are usually way too loud as well.
02-29-2008, 02:29 PM
I just wish these chavs would talk at a reasonable volume and talk properly - I don't mean in a stuck-up snotty accent, just ordinary speech.
03-11-2008, 01:21 PM
Chavs smoke, drink, and bet and then say they are too poor to buy food for their kids and themselves, apart from maybe stale white bread, jam and tomato sauce.
03-24-2008, 02:58 PM
Not all welfare class people are chavs and not all chavs are welfare class people.
04-12-2008, 08:09 PM
Chav intelligence, slang and trying to sound cool.
In the UK it's become popular for young people (particularly Chavs) to say 'init' after every sentence...apparently this confers upon one a degree of ‘street cred’.
Unfortunately not everyone understands this strange way of speaking.
I read this in a free newspaper at work in Friday.
A teenager reportedly ended up with a cabinet instead of a taxi because she asked directory inquiries for a "cab, innit".
The Londoner, 19, wanted a taxi to take her to Bristol airport, and first used the Cockney rhyming slang "Joe Baxi".
When the operator told her she couldn't find anyone by that name, the teen replied: "It ain't a person, it's a cab, innit."
The operator then found the nearest cabinet shop, Displaysense, and put the girl through.
She then spoke to a bemused saleswoman and eventually demanded: "Look love, how hard is it? All I want is your cheapest cab, innit. I need it for 10am. How much is it?"
The sales adviser said it would be £180 and the girl gave her address and paid with a credit card. The next morning, an office cabinet was delivered to her South London home.
The firm, of Bishop's Stretford, Hers, has now apologised and refunded her cash after the mix-up two weeks ago.
Marketing manager Steve Whittle said: "We thought it was a joke at first but the girl was absolutely livid. We have suggested that maybe she should speak a bit clearer on the phone."
In the UK it's become popular for young people (particularly Chavs) to say 'init' after every sentence...apparently this confers upon one a degree of ‘street cred’.
Unfortunately not everyone understands this strange way of speaking.
I read this in a free newspaper at work in Friday.
A teenager reportedly ended up with a cabinet instead of a taxi because she asked directory inquiries for a "cab, innit".
The Londoner, 19, wanted a taxi to take her to Bristol airport, and first used the Cockney rhyming slang "Joe Baxi".
When the operator told her she couldn't find anyone by that name, the teen replied: "It ain't a person, it's a cab, innit."
The operator then found the nearest cabinet shop, Displaysense, and put the girl through.
She then spoke to a bemused saleswoman and eventually demanded: "Look love, how hard is it? All I want is your cheapest cab, innit. I need it for 10am. How much is it?"
The sales adviser said it would be £180 and the girl gave her address and paid with a credit card. The next morning, an office cabinet was delivered to her South London home.
The firm, of Bishop's Stretford, Hers, has now apologised and refunded her cash after the mix-up two weeks ago.
Marketing manager Steve Whittle said: "We thought it was a joke at first but the girl was absolutely livid. We have suggested that maybe she should speak a bit clearer on the phone."
04-12-2008, 08:11 PM
quickduck Wrote:
I read this in a free newspaper at work in Friday.
Opps that should have read on Friday...init.