Aspies For Freedom

Ah, I feel better now.

The moon chav song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCiCsoIM470

Q) What do you call a Volkswagen full of chavs going over a cliff?

A) A Waste of a good car

I call them ghetto rats.

Bwahahahahahaaaaa! >=D Kill the ghetto rats! All of them! Steal their "bling bling" and remold it into something useful! >=D

Q) What do you call four dead chavs?

A) A good start!

We're still left with the Chav gene is soemhalf chaves marry each other and if they have twins, what then?  Two more half chavs or one chav and one non chav?

Mmm...

Think I'm getting SLIGHTLY closer to understanding what a chav is.

This is the last place I expected to find classism.  This thread is disgusting.

There are three chavs in a car, going at high speed going down the estate, the older boyfriend, the pregnant 11yo girlfriend and the older chavs kid from his last relationship.

Which one is driving?
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The arresting officer

Flardox, are you sure we are not distantly related? I have been proposing harsher penalties on fox hunting for a long time, whilst also arguing in favour of legalising, indeed, encouraging charv hunting for a long time.

Just replace the horses with motorbikes, and the hounds with panthers or leopards, flush the pikeys out with CS rounds, and tally ho! and don't spare the horses!

I'd prefer to use electric tazer batons, or electrified whips, or perhaps home-built coilguns or plasma weapons .

Thats just the cyberpunk in me coming out to play though

There'll be no home built anything here, sonny ;]

BRAP! BRAP! up wit da pussy.

LOL! that cab place in stretford is a dump, that area is heavily infested, and the doors of the cab rank are almost always locked, and there are armored metal grilles on the windows.

Repeat after me: Chavs need shooting!

Lather, rinse and repeat as nescessary

What do you call a Liverpudlian in a white shell suit:

THE BRIDE




I do not really approve of these sorts of joke, as they carry a tinge of classism.