Aspies For Freedom

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply. Your question was:

> Wise Oracle, whose knowledge of rolls and roles surpasses even Gygax
> himself...
>
> If there were a Role Playing Game devoted to you, what would it be
> like?
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Our scene unfolds in a dark chamber, danger weighs heavily on our
} heroes as time runs out...  Actually, the lights are just dimmed in
} Paul's parents' basement, and the only things that are running out are
} the Cheetos and cokes.
}
} Steve:  Paul, Another email is dropped into your mailbox.
}
} Paul:  I read it.
}
} Steve:  (rolls dice) It's another MIME encoded question.  The answer is
} "Zot"
}
} Paul:  I delete it.
}
} Steve:  Another email is dropped into your mailbox.  (Rolls dice) This
} one is a well articulated question, and the answer is both witty and
} insightful.
}
} Paul:  Really?
}
} Steve:  No.  It's another MIME encoded question, the answer is zot.
}
} Paul:  I delete it.
}
} Richard:  I send a question, using my +3 keyboard of humor.
}
} Steve:  (rolls dice) Your question is received by a novice who really
} seems to get off on the totally fictional power trip of anonymously
} telling complete strangers they must grovel to him.  He replies with
} "No grovel. ZOT!!!"
}
} Steve:  Your return question is (rolls dice) an open ended question
} involving a class struggle presented in a refreshing and humorous
} manner.
}
} Richard:  Using my +3 keyboard of humor, and my +1 Woodhouse omnibus, I
} craft parody with Howard Dean as Wooster and his campaign manager as
} Jeeves.
}
} Steve:  (rolls dice) Success.  Your answer is outrageously funny, and
} is sure to reach across broad sections of readers and score 4.6 in the
} digest, if the priest selects it.  (rolls dice)  The question goes to
} Tim.
}
} Tim:  Richard, you misspelled color, neighbor, and humor with extra
} "u"s and reversed the "er"s at the ends of your words.  I also have no
} idea what a lift and a lorry is.  I delete it.

Paul: (pulls out delete ray) I delete everything.

Richard/Steve/Tim: GASP!

Richard: I have to go to the bathroom. (runs upstairs and out the door)

Steve: I have to go down to the basement.

Paul: You are in the basement.

Steve: OH. I must be too focused in the game. I delete it. Can I?

Paul: No. I delete it.

Tim: Can we go now?

Paul: (presses a button and locks all the doors) I delete the ways out.

Tim: Let's just play the game.

Paul: It was getting really boring.

Steve: (holding up a large artichoke) Whatever you're going to do, Paul, don't touch my artichoke! (hands artiohoke to Tim)

Tim: Yeah!

Paul: (deletes artichoke) I delete it.

Steve: NOT THE ARTICHOKE!!!

Steve and Paul get into a battle. The object is to burst open Paul's delete ray and retrieve Steve's artichoke from it.

I can't say I found this joke to be very funny at all. That's just my opinion, though.

Well, I found it *rolls dice* ...funny!

The first one with just the game or my silly extension?

:!: Mich :?:

They wre both good