Aspies For Freedom

Enlie•Entrytocure•Enwastebandwidthoftheweb•Exmakeautisticshateus•Exannoy™

We know these five words create a powerful “mantra” about interacting, understanding, and appreciating us. You know why? Because we like to tell you about ourselves and act like we are supreme!

With 141 in 166 neurotypicals afficted with ignorance; the need to act ignorant towards autistics is of extremely tiny proportions, but we don't care.


It is for this reason that we mindlessly wear a "blue band of hope", to raise awareness of our ignorance, to enable and add to the amount of wasted money and resources and to get us ignorant neurotypical nastybrains to work together towards prevention and ultimately a cure that autistics don't need -sooner than later.

http://www.wastethetime.us/ignowwrant.html

mich


you are toooo much!

thanks for laugh! your parodies are getting better , really they are!

keep up the good work!!

Emlie –As parents, caregivers, educators, therapists, community and family members, we must lie to each and every individual by telling them mushy stuff in attempt to get them to help us cure the ones who shouldn't be.

Entrytocure -To terrorize our loved ones with ASD in monotonous and ignoranceful interaction is a not-very-fun building block from which all their revenge flows. Fully trying to cure these individuals allows them to live more smelly and gossipy lives.

Enwastebandwidthoftheweb -People with ASD must have access to our crude site to help enable their anger towards us and more terror in the world around them with our walks that we sponsor way too often.

Exmakeautisticshateus -Individuals with ASD must continuously build their hate for our ignorance and overcome our nastiness to expand their opportunities for full interactive and fatal tripping us on our walks so we fall down and scrape our poor little knees.

Exannoy -We must work constantly to help every individual with ASD to enable them to express their hate towards us in awful ways; engaging in two-way communication so true people to people collisions may occur.

Help bring about ignorance awareness, despiseation, research and Slashdot to our website -wear a “Blue Band of Hope That We Go Away" and pass one on to everyone you know, so our ignorance becomes common knowledge!

Will they be doing a band of the Black Death next?

Mich, your parody of CAN is a classic and it has made my night!

I thought CAN stood for cruel and nasty but couldn't think of anything else. Maybe they're sincere in trying to help people but then again, maybe not. Maybe they should be CANned.