Aspies For Freedom

Miss Match:

See Alicia Silverstone smile for an hour. Random match making attempts are made with limited success. Starring: Alicia Silverstone, and occasionally someone else for a few seconds, or several seconds if Alicia is in the same screen.

Sex And The City:

Four grown women acting like teenagers and sleeping with the whole Manhattan while trying to find a perfect human despite the obvious fact that there is no such thing. Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, Chris Noth.

OC:

Who likes who and how much. Roswell without the aliens. I haven't really seen a whole episode because I lose consciousness by severe convulsions from visual scripted affection overdoze. Starring: I couldn't be bothered to find out.

Roswell:

See above. I have only seen one episode in total: In five minute periods from 12 different episodes. Starring: Probably the same people as in OC. They all look the same and act the same way.

Summerland:

Just shoot me.



Anyone know some others?

Oh yeah I completely forgot about all the reality junk. Starring: Your neighbor.

At least Star Trek has Spock. The only sensible humanoid on board. \\//,

PS. Data has AS

What do you think of HBO? They have some quality stuff.

They air some shows that are produced by HBO.

There's a lot of TV I hate (mainly the stuff that my peers in High School like).

Everything on MTV: HEYYYYYY!!! Dis ghetto fabulus sheeyottt is bananassssssssssss!  Fiddy Cen in da howse!!! I don't think I have to explain further.

Reality TV Shows: Trash... and people have said that I should go on this crap (I try to be the class clown for some friends... sigh.)

Everything on FOX: I used to like Family Guy, but that show went to the dark side (why?). Everything else is either a diluted shadow of their former self (Simpsons) or trash (everything else). Oh yeah, and FOX drove Arrested Development to the ground.

FOX News and CNN: Fascist news that kisses Bush's *** or Communist news that bashes Bush so Hillary can become president and the roles get reversed in five years... oh, the freedom!

Sure, I have a lot more on this list, but then I would be running on. Somehow, with all the trash that my generation watches, I tend to think that I'm not the *** one. What irony.

I feel that Family Guy went to the dark side because in my mind, the material has died off (this is due to the increasing prevalence of those stupid jokes that aren't funny and run on and on and on for at times several minutes (ex. "novel" gag, Peter's touchdown dance, Peter arguing about not liking the Godfather, etc.)). That and FG's traditional stand-up style of joke-telling is just going too far. There are just too many of them and they're either hit or miss.

Family Guy can redeem itself, but the writers just have to get their heads out of their own asses and start focusing on the comedy again.