Aspies For Freedom

I offer a crate-load of pigeons from my back garden for food for all the lovely animals (I have a nutty neighbour who feeds the disease-laden flying rat vermin, who then poo all over my garden  :roll: ).

Except pigeons.

Except pigeons.

Lots of yummy food for all on a pigeon... and the moggies can assert their natural behaviour and catch them  :wink:

No they're not, they're disease vectors pretending to be animals :grin:

Moggies are cats/kitties/small bags of snuggles. Who wouldn't be happy on the island unless there was something they could run after and catch. Bagged chow doesn't run away.

Bunnies do NOT say meow.  Not in THIS galaxy.  Maybe you WANT TO BELIEVE a bunny can say meow.  It cannot.  Perhaps, without being fully aware of it, you are throwing your voice and convincing yourself that your bunny is meowing.  This is a tragic illusion.  You must abandon it.  Accept your bunny as it truly is!

As for the monstrous cat in the avatar: I fully believe it would claw, bite, or annihilate anyone who said anything not to its liking.  So no, it is NOT a disabled dog, but it IS a massive moral vacuum.

And I STILL don't know whether it is male or female!

Stop denying these animals their rightful genders!

Oh, NOW I understand!  Bunny is a clever mechanical toy! :idea:

Which still leaves the questions of name & gender of the Abominable Snowcat in the avatar!

Perhaps Bunny is mechanical AND fluffy, a kind of stuffed cyborg, with soft silky hair covering a ruthless core of murdering machinery!

IS Bunny the cat in the avatar?

Where would one buy a bunny that says meow?!

Bunny MUST be mechanical!  This is the only possible explanation.

Mechanical and oh so evil. :twisted:

So Bunny IS the cat in the avatar, yes?!

THAT is why it says meow.  It is not a bunny.  It is a CAT.

Those glassy eyes are sapping my will,  pulling me in like tractor beams, pulling me into the abyss of pure evil that is Bunny.  My powers of reason are failing me.  I must look away...must...look...

So THAT'S Bunny!  And it DOES say meow because you can choose the sound it makes!  :idea: NOW I understand!  Actually Bunny is quite appealing.  But who is that enormous frightening white cat in the avatar?

But why MUST we assume?  Why won't someone TELL us whether the cat is male or female, and why do we not know the cat's NAME?  How can we effectively resist the evil of this creature if we know so little about it? :shock:

Have you met this meow-mow in person?  Are you sure it is a trustworthy beastie?  Gareth says it will claw anyone who calls it a disabled dog.  I have no doubt that it will!  It reminds me of my former landlady's cat, a feral orphan whom she lovingly hand-raised from the age of 5 days.  After all that sensitive care (she does intuitive healing work with animals), she got a little brat anyway, a biter & scratcher who would strike with neither provocation nor warning.  I loved him dearly anyway, but I used to call him Hellzapoppin!  Something in this cat's expression gives me a feeling of paranoia. :shock:   I would approach it with extreme caution!

YOU are the cat in the avatar? :shock:

How do you manage the typing?  You must have opposable thumbs!  :idea:  And your command of language is unprecedented in the feline kingdom!

So who is the FISH?  Or the eye, or whatever it is.  :oops:  Who is THAT?

Good to know about the eye...it is a very nice eye.

But what ABOUT the meow-mow?

Boy or girl?

How old?

What is the meow-mow's name?

Information will cast out fear!

OK...but am I buzzing?  Am I making a buzzing noise?!  Oh dear God, what can it mean?  Must be all the confusion...bunnies that meow, eyes that look like fish, mysterious humanlike meow-mows...

The meow-mow is not evil.  It is a very nice meow-mow.  :smile:

But where is the buzzing coming from?  

Is there a bee on me?! :shock:

Mystery solved!  A good day's work done. :grin:

So there are no evil animals after all.  As predicted, knowledge has cast out fear!

But what about the BUZZING? :shock:

You quoted your own post!  Hey, why not! :lol:  

Also, you shared with us a beautiful and disturbing photograph. :shock: