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2/3's of NT's believe Chuck Norris, the greasy womanising American cowboy who's only word in his dictionary is "roundhouse kick", is superior to Vin Diesel - All out badass (And idol of Ninjas the world over), who eat iron ore and shits razorblades.

So, the question is simply, do Aspergers have better taste of hero than NT's, or is Chuck really superior to Vin Diesel?

Chuck Norris

Vs

Vin Diesel
Never heard of either of them. Are they singers?
Lol, no - TV/film stars.

Vin Diesel is the star in "Chronicles of Riddick", "XXX" "Fast and the Furious", shaven headed guy. Generally plays the silent but utterly hard man.

Chuck Norris was a big thing in America in the 80s, don't know a great deal about him, besides the fact he was a cowboy in many of the films, and known for his brawling scenes. He's got a cult following in America, similar to the "your momma" jokes. ie.

Chuck Norris' fighting skills defy the laws of physics. The reason being the first time the laws tried stop him, he simply roundhouse kicked them into orbit.
That Chuck Norris stuff going round is some funny ***!
Never heard of Chuck Norris. Never seen a Vin Diesel movie.
What about the important question: hedgehog vs. shrew!

Who wins??
I'm more of a fan of the less well-known Big Damn Heroes:



Chuck Norris vs. Nathan Fillion... now THAT would make a hell of a competition!

And my personal favorite: Summer!


Frankly I don't believe in those fictional überheroes which do everything right and make no mistakes. Someone like Mal is more of my kind of hero: A real person who does makes mistakes although he has good intentions for the people he works/lives with.
You mean there is another actor out there besides Vin Diesel? :shock:
For the education of those who are unaware of Vin "I End Lives" Diesel and Chuck "Gone Killin'" Norris:

Random Vin Diesel Facts (refresh for more)
Top 30 Vin Diesel Facts

Random Chuck Norris Facts (refresh for more)
Top 30 Chuck Norris Facts

I think we can all agree, though, that the real winner of this battle, as in all conflicts, is none other than the one-man counter-terrorism unit himself, Jack Bauer.

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I think we can all agree, though, that the real winner of this battle, as in all conflicts, is none other than the one-man counter-terrorism unit himself, Jack Bauer.


And with a cute daughter to match. Smile

Seriously, Mr T would pity the fools so hard. And this is proof: http://mrt.sciamachy.net/jibbajabba/

He's so cool!
Good Vs Evil

beat that Tongue
only if it's starwars evil ;p lol well, maybe warhammer 40k and final fantasy 7 and 8 evil are close seconds
ultimate quote  :grin:
"Now you see, evil will always win, because good is dumb" - i think dumb might have actually been stupid.

If you quote, quote - don't roughly remember something and wrap it in quote marks. I feel annoyed by that for some reason. I'm off to woodle oranges.
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