From what you have said, I think perhaps you have an overgrowth of bad bacteria in your intestines. Clostridia bacteria smell like something died inside you. Probiotics (healthy bacteria) could help restore the balance. Yogurt has lactobacillus bacteria, but there are capsules that are much more potent. If you decide to use the capsules, take only one per day to start. If you decide to start taking them, then drink plenty of water and keep your bowels somewhat loose to help with the possible bacterial die off symptoms, in case your overgrowth is very bad. If it is not, you will have no symptoms at all from the probiotics.
Three days ago it was raining and I was walking down a busy highway. An otherwise well dressed man walked by me. He smiled and said hello. I looked down at his feet and he had no shoes, just sopping wet socks.
Then yesterday it was raining again. I was at the train station and another otherwise well dressed man approached to get on the train. He also had no shoes, just sopping wet socks.
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thats weird man i know a man who never wears shoes but only the one WEIRD was it a different bloke then?
Yes, two totally different men within the space of about three days. The man who said hello to me was cheerful, while the man on the sky train looked depressed.
Tim (my mate) says that perhaps they were doign it intentionally, to save their expensive shoes, which weren't meant for rain, or to avoid getting sore feet from walking in wet shoes that had no water resistance.
Tim (my mate) says that perhaps they were doign it intentionally, to save their expensive shoes, which weren't meant for rain, or to avoid getting sore feet from walking in wet shoes that had no water resistance.
The trouble with that theory is that none of these men were carrying shoes with them. I did note that they both had the same type of of jackets on with elasticized waists, though these jackets were completely different styles. Although they were two different men who I saw at two different locations they both had similar haircuts, and both had roundish faces. Both had white socks on, and that is what made their shoeless state so noticeable. I think it's more likely that they were really aliens from outerspace who hadn't quite perfected all the details in their mimicry of the human form.
Or maybe... I had just stepped into the TWiLIGHT ZONE
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If it was on a Friday -- if they were Muslims and went to worship at a Mosque, they take off their shoes to go in, and someone stole their shoes.
I've solved the mystery. I've thought of what can be the only possible explanation. It all makes sense now. I'll bet you that there is this employer who drives around in the morning delivering steel toed work boots to men who are light casual laborers so that they can do inventories in his warehouse. At the end of the day he informs these men that they have to give the steel toed boots back. Unfortunately what that means is that they have to go home in stocking feet. This employer doesn't care if they have to go home in socks on a sopping wet day. That's got to be it.
I'm glad I dont have to sit next to you - bad smells tend to make me throw up :p
I always get terrible gas in libraries and bookstores. I think I'm allergic to book dust.
I am allergic to dust. It makes me sneeze and itch. How can it give you gas? Are you licking the books?
I am allergic to dust. It makes me sneeze and itch. How can it give you gas? Are you licking the books?
I think I'm inhaling the dust or whatever the particular substance I'm allergic to is, through my nose. It seems to cause stomach cramps. This happens so often that I know it's going to happen before I even go into the library or bookstore.
oh this is such a funny thread- all the sniggering i am doing (i am in a library too) has got to be good for the bowels!
also maybe try magnesium in the evening to relax everything. may be tooo relaxing for your tummy, though but it is great for my eye ticcing. i didn't like aloe vera though. eeeer--woooo! bit drastic for me.
good luck and keep laughing :smile:
becca
I seem to get the most chronic constipation, even though i try to eat plenty
of healthy foods, and drink alot. I have this problem several times a week. I read somewhere that there may be a link between having a neurological disorder and having problems with constipation. :oops: :?:
Vixeness I'd stay sitting next to you mate. I've got pretty much no sense of smell. If I reacted at all to it, you would probably need to book yourself into hospital (LOL). Farting can be such a lonely experience.