Im in the middle of the college libary doing this
And im secretly laughing, because im farting that bad and it stinks soo bad that everyones moaning and moving away it has me in hystrics i find farting hilarious, i dont know why!
I keep changing my diet and i keep getting build up of gases. It smells like somethings died.
hmmmm i never really thought what could be causing it because i thought it was because i kept changing my diet first veg then choc it was never balanced
thats weird man i know a man who never wears shoes but only the one WEIRD was it a different bloke then?
Vixeness- could it be that you are lactose intolerant? If you are and consume dairy products, it will cause some of the worst gas, pretty much regardless of whatever else you eat.
lol or maybe just a strange coinsedence dum dum DUM!
well my gases have calmed down recently i think its my bad diet it reallt is bad ts half 7 and i aint even had a meal yet all day only a choc moose and hobnobs oh yeah and an apple
Oo, that's strange. :? I've never heard of that before. I thought being allergic to book dust would make a person sneeze and maybe wheeze.
One of my brothers used to get bad gas from eating apples and ice-cream. I wouldn't want to sit near somebody who was farting because of not being able to keep a straight face. :lol: :razz: :lol:
Apart from libraries, flatulence in church would have to be the most embarrassing thing. :oops:
Drifter4, I don't usually get that but I've heard that it could be true that constipation has something to do with neurological conditions.
I suppose you have tried eating dried apricots, figs or prunes, or drinking prune juice? Eating lots of tomatoes helped a kid across the road with her constipation when I was a child. Curries can get things moving too.
Taking commercial laxatives doesn't sound like a good idea as most of them are too severe and cause "rebound constipation". The only one I can think of that mightn't be so bad is Metamucil Fibre Therapy (there used to be some FUNNY ads for that a few years ago on the telly) but I don't know anyone who has tried it.
I seem to get the most chronic constipation, even though i try to eat plenty
of healthy foods, and drink alot. I have this problem several times a week. I read somewhere that there may be a link between having a neurological disorder and having problems with constipation. :oops: :?:
I had it so bad once that I started to feel dizzy and had to take the day off work. And when my boss asked me the next day, "So, you over that cold?" I was too embarrassed to tell him the truth, so I just said, "Yeah."
There was a man at my work who dropped farts so bad that it smelt like something had died. I walked into one of his farts and nearly fainted. Five minutes later, the smell was still just about as bad.
The boss eventually instructed us (without naming names) that due to a number of complaints, we were "not to pass wind in the fixtures" (filing shelves). A lot of people (myself included) were just about cracking up with laughter.
He was famous over the years for his farts, but he seems to have toned down in recent times (possibly because of a better diet).
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but why would constipation make it difficult to cross the road? and why would eating alot of tomatoes help?
Bob, I'm sorry I didn't explain better. You see, this girl lived across the road from me when I was little. Apparently, she had bad problems with constipation when she was a toddler and her parents were advised to feed her lots of tomatoes.
Well, tomatoes have lots of roughage and so that meant she didn't get so constipated any more. Also, tomatoes have vitamin C and if you ingest a lot of vitamin C that also helps with constipation.