05-02-2010, 01:29 PM
A new and extremely funny fart story.
Yesterday evening I was at the casino (a complex with a horse track, "one-armed-bandits", restaurants and shops). I had met a couple of (long-time) friends at one of the restaurants. Before I was about to eat, I had to pee so I could enjoy my meal in better comfort.
Being a casino setting, the restrooms were actually outside of the restaurant. I soon found out after giving up looking for the men's room in the crowded restaurant (and potentially pissing off some patrons who were incidentally blocking my erratic pathway).
Being a casino setting, the men's room was spacious with golden sinks and faucets; and a towel guy as well.
When I walked into the men's room, there was somebody taking a ***. Just as I got up to the urinal, he let out a toilet-bowl-resonated fart. I chuckled softly and grinned (but was careful not to be heard by the guy taking a ***). As I was peeing, there was more toilet thunder. This guy must have been very flatulent. In hindsight, I don't recall hearing any splashes; just gas blasts.
Well, in comes another patron who has to take a piss. As the guy is walking around the corner, the man taking a *** releases another bout of toilet thunder. The guy stands about a couple of urinals to my left. He farts. Then I "replied" with my butt. Neither fart sounded that funny, but my "reply" set off a bout of hysterical laughter. Keep in mind that the toilet bowl music continues in the background.
As me and that guy are laughing, he says "Farts are funny." The guy taking a *** isn't saying anything or chuckling. (I have a sense he's the kind of guy who finds no humor in farting; it is merely a necessary but unpleasant bodily function). In the mean time he hears us both laughing hysterically and commenting about farts.
I had only farted once; nothing spectacular. But the guy commented "I guess you're really full of it tonight". I said "I only farted once." Then the guy said "I thought that was you when I was coming in before I turned the corner." Then I was really laughing hard. Tears were practically coming out of my eyes. They guy taking a *** probably thought we were disgusting and had no class; all the while he's playing the toilet bowl music. I then tell the guy about Mr. Methane. But he doesn't take me serious. (He calls me Mr. Methane.) I told him to find Mr. Methane's website and that he was a farting, performing super-hero.
Man, I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time. After I get back into the restaurant, I'm having uncontrollable laughter outbursts for a while. I told my friends the fart story. I'm laughing now as I think about last night and tell the story.
Yesterday evening I was at the casino (a complex with a horse track, "one-armed-bandits", restaurants and shops). I had met a couple of (long-time) friends at one of the restaurants. Before I was about to eat, I had to pee so I could enjoy my meal in better comfort.
Being a casino setting, the restrooms were actually outside of the restaurant. I soon found out after giving up looking for the men's room in the crowded restaurant (and potentially pissing off some patrons who were incidentally blocking my erratic pathway).
Being a casino setting, the men's room was spacious with golden sinks and faucets; and a towel guy as well.
When I walked into the men's room, there was somebody taking a ***. Just as I got up to the urinal, he let out a toilet-bowl-resonated fart. I chuckled softly and grinned (but was careful not to be heard by the guy taking a ***). As I was peeing, there was more toilet thunder. This guy must have been very flatulent. In hindsight, I don't recall hearing any splashes; just gas blasts.
Well, in comes another patron who has to take a piss. As the guy is walking around the corner, the man taking a *** releases another bout of toilet thunder. The guy stands about a couple of urinals to my left. He farts. Then I "replied" with my butt. Neither fart sounded that funny, but my "reply" set off a bout of hysterical laughter. Keep in mind that the toilet bowl music continues in the background.
As me and that guy are laughing, he says "Farts are funny." The guy taking a *** isn't saying anything or chuckling. (I have a sense he's the kind of guy who finds no humor in farting; it is merely a necessary but unpleasant bodily function). In the mean time he hears us both laughing hysterically and commenting about farts.
I had only farted once; nothing spectacular. But the guy commented "I guess you're really full of it tonight". I said "I only farted once." Then the guy said "I thought that was you when I was coming in before I turned the corner." Then I was really laughing hard. Tears were practically coming out of my eyes. They guy taking a *** probably thought we were disgusting and had no class; all the while he's playing the toilet bowl music. I then tell the guy about Mr. Methane. But he doesn't take me serious. (He calls me Mr. Methane.) I told him to find Mr. Methane's website and that he was a farting, performing super-hero.
Man, I haven't laughed so hard in such a long time. After I get back into the restaurant, I'm having uncontrollable laughter outbursts for a while. I told my friends the fart story. I'm laughing now as I think about last night and tell the story.