Let's start the wagers! I bet this thread will stop at about 300 posts.
I was wrong about that but.... I still win this!
Yes, I think it's, "ORLY LOLS RFLMAO MADE OF AWESOME International Airport."
Isn't it the "ORLY LOLS RFLMAO MADE OF AWESOME regional Airport."? 
It should be said that it isn't permanent if you don't smoke than 5 years straight. The damage to your lungs that is.
That fact alone makes me WIN!!
whinge (hwnj, wnj)
intr.v. whinged, whing·ing, whing·es Chiefly British
To complain or protest, especially in an annoying or persistent manner.
You all know I'll win in the end. Give up now. It's for your own good.
Behold a blue t-shirt:

OMFG A BLUE SHIRT!
Yeah. Tell me about it.
(not sure if it's right to use that idiom though... I don't get it. People usually don't talk about it after they say "tell me about it"...)
Why do some men insist on smelling like poo?
ummmm , we like poo ?
Apparently, I do. I was eating it when I was a toddler. At least, that one I grew out of. 
Well... we all do weird stuff as toddlers, don't we?
Oh... Sorry. I'm kinda slow with those things...
Why do some men insist on smelling like poo?
ummmm , we like poo ?
Apparently, I do. I was eating it when I was a toddler. At least, that one I grew out of. 
I wonder why I was doing it. Did I really like the taste? Was it compulsive? Was I lacking fiber?
Now that I look back, I was a really discusting baby. Not only did I do that but I also pucked all the time because of my oesophagus.
Everyone seems to be forgetting one thing... I'm the winner.
Bucket time!
I win because I'm more random than you all!
Hey, everyone! It's your friendly neighborhood cupboard

Wow! No reply for a few hours...
It's finally official!
IWIN! !!! !!!!!