As far as I am concerned - YES! THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE. If this does not convince you. Ask Wallace or Gromit.
Tasty? Edam? Brie? Wensleydale? Blue vein? Goat's cheese?
Not a bad feat for dairy products to find their way so far from the nearest mammaries.
I consider my self to be AFFienated enough to declare that not only is the moon made of cheese, but all other spacial bodies are of that same material as well. In the beginning was cheese!!!
Yes! I know that I am sitting on a very thin branch when I declare this truth (I am not even sure that the tree on which the branch grows is existing at all.) but I have no choice.
Next thing you know, ichtms, you will be ranked among the apostates like Galileo who claim that the earth is not the center of the universe, and Columbus, who is very lucky that he did not sail his ships off the edge.
The moon is made of cheese, Venus is fudge, and Jupiter is made from fairy floss.
Hmm cheese. Naw its not mad of cheese its made of white choloate. mmm
It looks as if it is made out of either camembert or brie. Yum.
...Or how would you get a mammal big enough to produce all that dairy?
I have a question (I have been lurking for a long time and posting very infrequently :lol: ).
I've read some stuff that claims man never set foot on the moon, that it was all staged. Can't someone just point one of those huge telescopes up there and take a picture of the US flag - if it's really there? Wouldn't that solve the whole issue?
They have put reflectors up there, so that anybody with a laser that can get there and back (a moderately powerful one) could send light up there and get a reflection. The reflectors help us measure the exact distance to the Moon, because we know the speed of light. Also I think they are being used for some sort of moon-geology project, because the reflectors would tremble if there were any moonquakes. (We also have seismographs there, but I'm not sure if they're still sending data.)
And cultivate bactria in a vacuum.
Actually, a serendipitous discovery from one of the moon landings found that viruses, at least, and possibly bacteria, can survive and multiply in deep space.
A technician sneezed on the outside of a helmet while he was cleaning it, and some of his boogers remained even though he attempted to clean it. Later, on the astronauts' return, they found that the bacteria on the outside of the helmet had multiplied.
