Aspies For Freedom

Ladies and gentlemen, Kitty cats and dogs and whomever from outer space that might be listening, today I have for you nothing other then hot air!

- The Entertainer

Listen here; The Art of A Fart One Just over 100K streaming audio for Windows Media Player. Cd Quality  :lol:  :shock:

http://www.simplecomplexities.org/TheArtofAFart1.wma


New Bonus (Singularity) 43K  

http://www.simplecomplexities.org/TheArt...tBonus.wma

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:grin:  :lol:

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Fart jokes and fart noises just crack me up.  :lol: I have some Billy Connolly DVDs, also had Carl Barron and some others and every time they told a fart joke, I would go into hysterics! If I read a fart joke in a book, I crack up laughing too. :razz:  :lol:

Mind you, I think if it was me in that situation, I'd be totally mortified! :oops:

When I was a kid, I didn't realise it was rude to comment if somebody farted so I used to say "Oh poo!, did somebody let fluffy off the chain?"
If I don't like somebody and they drop one in my presence, I start sniffing and if they ask what's the matter I say "there's a bit of a funny smell around here". :roll:

There was this really weird song a few years ago about farting - it was "Who Farted" by the Vaughans - a group from NZ. They had a whole album of pretty gross stuff and the album was called "Krap Rap".

but funny.  :lol:  :lol:  :lol: