^is not currently gleefully munching on radioactive cheese.
^Did not post weird laugher in response to Amy's magnificent image-pun, and therefore, as puns are extremely holy and thereby shouldn't be neglected, will as a direct consequence not get the chance to suddenly, unknowingly, get a toe or two declared slightly holy without any prior notice.
^Is secretly planning to take over the world, using the power of his brightness, SNES RPG villain style!
^Psst... Once I take over the world, I will give you a country or two, so don't worry. :wink: *insert extremely-evil laugher here*
^Who knows what he's up to, concidering that he managed to come across such information? Oh no! He must be a part of the army! ...but wait, if that is the case, that must mean he is a traitor, since he told us what they are planning. Unless, of cource, they do want us to know for some weird reason, and Gareth is, after all, working for them.
^Underestimates the power of boredom combined with awesome powers of fluffiness!
^Does not realize that my site, which hosts my two avatars and the random avatar script I use on nearly all forums I am active on, is currently down. :cry:
^It's not neccessary. If my site doesn't recover soon, I have another (otherwise crappy, but useful for storage) hosting account that I can use temporarily.
^Would probably be shocked if he saw the shade of blue I use as my site's background. (000039)
^Is actually the most cynical nihilist in existance in disguise. (but no, you don't fool me! YOU DON'T FOOL ME!11! AHAHAHAAA111!!1!)
^Will be the first against the wall when the homicidal screaming carrots take over, and bombard the world with radioactive cheese.
^Will be the 354865658534th against a massive pile of fluff that has been officially declared holy when the Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness prevails.
^Does not believe in worship of fluff nor of All That Is Fluffy.
^His name indicated that he might be stuck in a loop.